Fump

All of the past definitions are false. There is only one true definition for "Fump" It is a word made up by a child a few months ago and it's defenition is a goblin-like creature with a large head and green skin. The word fump can be used as a verb (to fump) a noun (a fump) an adverb (fumpily) and a adjective (fumpy).

Dude, I just saw a fump!
Dude, I swear he fumped right on the fump!
You fumped SO fumpily.
Well, you're quite fumpy.

by i SAW a fump December 09, 2010

Fump

To fart in someone's eat until sexual stimulation or orgasm commences.

*fump fump fump*

Oh god papi, your so good at fumping.

by lawg November 03, 2008

Fump

Fump is the feeling of the sound of water as it splashes in the liver while jogging.

drink a pint of water before jogging, and you'll feel that fump within minutes

by T Rastovich September 28, 2003

FUMP

Hashtag abbreviation of "Fuck You, Mr. President."

"#FUMP is trending. What does that stand for? "

"Fuck You, Mr. President."

"Say no more, fam."

by ThreatMatrix December 10, 2017

FUMP

once you are done fucking a girl,you feel like dumping her and you do it for a new one .

jack : damn,im sick of this fat bitch
mike : aint she worth a shot ?

jack : hell yeah,im gonna fump her !

by Hojatkermani June 12, 2017

fump

The act of bumping fists.

"Your spicy chipotle sauce is the bomb. Give me a FUMP!"

"Hey bro, give me a fump..."

"Fump IT"

"Fump yeah!"

"Can't fump this"

by Oakland speaks February 16, 2013

gorrest fump

The alternate version of Forrest Gump starring Al Gore.

Ma Momma said Box is life a like of locochates, get ya gonna what ya what never know. - Al Gore, Gorrest Fump

by TWC.TV November 30, 2015