Fuming

I'M FUCKING FUMING. MEGA MEGA FUCKING FUMING.

I'm mega fuming

by Mynanleftme February 19, 2020

frumping

(verb) A sexual act performed by two persons with a combined weight of over 400 pounds.

"Did you hear Andrew frumping that chick he met at ATO last night?"
"Ya shit was nasty, I was afraid the bed would break"

by 215man September 10, 2009

Fomping

A loud, heavy footstep to be heard coming from a French woman who lives above a person in a block of flats.

"Why does she have to keep fomping round. Could she not walk quietly?!"

by Einstein is the best March 25, 2009

fuming kerplunk

When you take a big shit and put it into the gas tank of somebody's car

Jim:Hey man did you get back at Bob for fucking your girl yet?
Tim:Yeah man no worries I gave him a fuming kerplunk

by Metzfreak February 3, 2014

fumking

Autocorrect changes fucking to fumking on my best friends phone so we figured it needed a definition. We thought of fumbling so decided it should mean sloppy drunk sex. Like you’re fumbling around trying to hook up. Fumking!

After the bar last night we were so hammered we were fumking around for like an hour.

by Likethebeach October 20, 2019

fumming

The act of being fummy. To bludge. What one does at work after Friday's pub-lunch. Doing bugger all and dragging everyone else down with you.

Another, less common, form of fumming involves sitting next to a colleague while he is on the phone to a customer and scrawling all over his notepad whilst giggling. The notepad should end up containing a crude caricature of the colleague's sister with the words, "Please wear pants to my party" in a speech bubble. This slightly more obscure form of fumming can often be the most effective as both parties usually end up imploding in a fit of giggles.

The Letter M: "So, Soulless Ginge, what have you done today?"
Soulless Ginge: "Nothing mate. I've been fumming all day today."
The Letter M: "Okay. Let's sit around with Angry Italian and make knob jokes."

by The Letter M July 28, 2008

flumping

A fetish. Having a fat person grab their gut and slap you with it.

The flumping king flumped me last night.

by Matthew Cook October 1, 2005