Fuechee

He will motorboat your mom and eat your grandma

That fuechee came and destroyed you

by Jerrywagner May 26, 2018

Fuchotomy

A fuchotomy is when the cognitive dissonance in one's life is far more than a dichotomy.

Exasperated she said, "It's not that I am just angry or relieved; I am gob smacked, disillusioned, frustrated, sad, hopeless and tired. My mind is experiencing a fuchotomy!"

by Jamie Crickett October 18, 2023

Futchered

To Futcher someone is to completely and utterly DESTROY them... this is often associated with stealing someone's partner. It actually transcends even this. To be Futchered is the be brought down to such a level where you don't even have the self-motivation to kill yourself... There is only ever one single record of a man being Futchered. And it is kept in a top secret File cabinet at the centre of a top secret Military base. the victims family were placed under the Futcher protection act 1992.

Passing stranger: Holy shit! dude, are you ok?

Dude: ...I...Cant.... I........ Can you pull this trigger please??

Passing stranger: Oh no... you've been... FUTCHERED!!

by Makokasyx April 23, 2009

Monkey Funch

1. used for any undescribable secretion, act, behavior, or smell in a sexual or non sexual situation.

2. Gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.

3. The fluid floating on top of Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.

1. The girl was so hot, i couldn't wait to go down on her, but when she took off her panties, her hoo hoo was covered with.... with.... MONKEY FUNCH!

2. No dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.

3. I gotta pour that Monkey Funch off of my yogurt, I aint eatin that!

by Kirk Anderson and Mark VanVlack December 3, 2005

Fuch

The iPhones alternative to fuck. The device pussies out and converts fuck to fuch, as the raw power of said word is able to fry its hardware.

"i give up, i cant study for that test anymore"

"no dude, you cant let the system fuch you. you have to fuch the system!"

by Smackhappy June 1, 2009

FURCH

Fat Ugly Retarded Crack-Ho

"Holy shit, your Mrs is a right FURCH!"

by Imdraculasgirl January 29, 2009

Fuching

To test, tutor, or work for "the Fuchs" in any capacity.

"I did a lot of Fuching this week, I could use a day off."

"How's Fuching going?"

"Are you planning on Fuching next year?"

by Trip Fontaine May 13, 2010