fucktastrophy

1. A catastrophy of such a grand scale that the explicit use of the word fuck is required to descride said situation.

2. A bad fucking thing.

1.Jesus Christ! Johnny is going to fuck that drunk fat bitch right in front of his girlfriend. This is a total fucktastrophy.

2. The war on terror has been a total fucktastrophy.

by Michael J. September 28, 2007

fuckpaste

semen

i put my fuckpaste in her

by undefeatable ownage 2 May 1, 2009

Fuckster

What we call the people who call themselves hipsters behind their back.

"If I see one more Urban Fuckster I'm going to puke," said William, after the woman in Manalo Blahnik shoes obliviously stepped on his weinerdog's paw.

by Agent Jane December 27, 2003

Fuckster

A man that lures women into one night stands and/or frequent sexual encounters with smooth talk and charm for the sole purpose of fucking them.

Damn, that fuckster has been with 5 women in 3 days!

by Fernclad November 19, 2007

fuckaterian

A person who eats, lives and breaths fucking. Survives mostly on sperm, and sexual intercourse of all kinds. Rarely eats actual food because fuckaterians are almost always driven by Methamphetamine, Mental Illness, Sexual Addiction, or they are just sluts.

"Ever since she got hooked on meth she turned into a total fuckaterian." "I'd rather be called a fuckaterian Fucker than a slut or a method head."

by AliMadre November 8, 2014

fucktastrophe

A fuckable catastrophe.

Or

A catastrophe that is fucked

Oh my goodness this is a fucktastrophe the building it on fire

by Ugly Apples January 27, 2022

Funkmaster

A person in the workplace who acts or believes he/she is the boss, even thought he/she is not.

What a funkmaster, he thinks just because he's been here for so long he can tell me what to do.

by Artemis Jones March 28, 2007