fumunda crunchies

The eye goop from a prostitute when she wakes up after a long night of teabagging.

"Dude at least I don't eat Fumunda cruchies for breakfast."

"Fumunda Crunchies, the breakfast of low class scandalous hoes."

by STWW October 29, 2006

flumunda cheese

The "curd" found on the scrotum or penis after a period of non-bathing.

Q: Where does flumunda cheese come from?
A: Flumunda my nuts!

by lewsskrew August 2, 2007

fromunda cheese

Viscous liquid or paste which can be scraped from under the forskin or applebag and emits an ordor similar to that of the asshole of a rotting carcas. The substance is good for wiping on fellow varsity football players and lubricating door hinges.

Last years Two-a-days were so hot it allowed us to produce and package over 62 gallons of fromunda cheese.

by Chickenmanty December 8, 2003

Fromunda' Cheese

The accumulation of fermented "Duck Butter" from under the male gentiles. It creates a thick layer on the "gooch" that looks strikingly similar to cheese.
Fromunda' refers to "From-unda my nuts!"

Eww!!! Martine just wiped his fromunda' cheese all over Dave's face.

by nate.tec.mi October 22, 2008

Photo Fromunda

When your cell phone (with picture taking capabilities) accidentally starts taking pictures while in your pocket. You tend to wind up with 20 photos of blackness, with the occassional view "fromunda".

Jasper: "I went to take pictures with my cell phone down at the beach, but the memory was already filled with Photo Fromunda. It took me twenty minutes to delete all those shots."
Monk: "You are such an exhibitionist"
Jasper: "Maybe I would have saved some had the flash been on."

by JacknRochNY September 5, 2007

fumunda

the smelly translucent waxy discharge, or accumulation of body filth, lint, penal/rectal discharge, beneath ones testicles, or around the retracted tip of an uncircumcised penis.

KID:hey coach want some fumunda cheese?
COACH: whats fumunda cheese?
KID: CHEESE FUMUNDA MY BALLS!!!

by Tart Firkinson August 26, 2004

Fromundafunk

A gel-like substance found just below the male ball sack and just above the red-eye. It has a pungent odor that could be compared to the smell of feta cheese but the taste is much more acquired and delicate. It pairs well with bold, red wine and can be used as a spread on crackers. Studies are not conclusive and continue regarding the ingredients that make up fromundafunk. However, most biologist agree that the two main ingredients are nut juice (sweat from balls) and butt bacon (skid-marks from not wiping properly).

At the wedding reception, my favorite snack was a 6 week old fromundafunk spread that was catered by fat Fred.

by kalibama November 25, 2009