Frube-ing

When an inexperienced minor tries to give a hand job but squeezes the penis, like a frube, from bottom to top in order to get the semen (yoghurt) out.

Chloe: Am i doing it right?
George: No! you're frube-ing me woman!
Chloe: What? I thought that was right

by Bettybooo June 18, 2009

Frube

An extremely tall, incredibly lanky individual whose body resembles a frube (yoghurt snack).

F*ck off will ya you big long frube bastard

by John Cregan March 3, 2021

Frube

Basically means dickhead or wanker.

Wanna come over mine boys and play Xbox?
No John, just shit up you fucking frube!

by Www.frube.com January 10, 2017

Frubing

To remove one's condom after sexual intercourse and squeeze out the contents in a fashion similar to eating a frube, in order to re-use said condom.

This term was popularised by the novel "The sexual exploits of Jason Murphy" by the Fancies.

Jason: "Oh man i was down to my last rubber so i had to do some major frubing with Lisa last night".

Everyone: "Nice!"

by CoF August 30, 2013

Frube

Verb: to Frube. Masturbate into yoghurt, which is then put back into the refridgerator.

My GF was really annoying me last night. She'll get worse when she realises I Frubed into her Activia.

by Clyde_en_Marland September 19, 2019

Frube

A bit of food stuck in your teeth

"Chris, you have got a massive bit of frube in your teeth" "Oops have I? Oh pass me your mirror shaz and I'll get it out before we get into the club"

by SlangingSlang October 11, 2022

A Wasteland Frube

The act of sticking a twix up one's arse, leaving it there there to melt then pushing it out into a condom. The content of the condom is then to be sucked up in a similar fashion to consuming a yoghurt.

"Had a bad day at work today, two colleagues pinned me down and force fed me a wasteland frube!"

by tobuus January 20, 2020