French naked

To be completely naked except for your top half. E.g. wearing only a t shirt or sweatshirt.

"That guy over there is French naked!"

by jking January 31, 2015

felch brewing

To store semen sucked out of an anus in a recepticle for drinking at a later date

"darling I did not swallow or pass it to your mouth as i prefer it the next day, after it has begun to mature. The felch brewing process ands some real zing to your man milk"

Unproven famous felch brewers. Stanley Unwin, Danny Kaye and Felicity Kendal

by fantastic spastic March 27, 2010

Pizza...French Fries

In the sking episode of South Park, it was how the kids learned to ski by stopping by forming a pizza shape with his skies and forming two french fries to go faster.

*Going down the hill*
Stan - Pizza...French Fries. Pizza...French Fries.

by Stephen Carboni June 16, 2005

french teacher

a french teacher is always very bitchy and rude. she always favours the "SMARTER" kids. a french teacher always holds you in the classroom after the lunch bell and yells at the students. french teachers are the rudest kinds of teachers

my french teacher is a bitchy women. whos isnt?

by Charlie4939 May 10, 2019

French Hornist

One who plays the French horn. Because of the way French hornists blow into their instruments and the very small size of the French horn's mouthpiece, French hornists are very well known for being amazing kissers.

1: Who do you like kissing the best?

2: That really cute band kid, Conrad.

1: Oh, him? Really?

2: He's a French hornist.

1: Oh, well that makes sense then. What's his number?

by PsychoticEyes710 June 29, 2006

French Toast Emergency

When everyone runs to the grocery store and buys milk, eggs, and bread in anticipation of a major winter storm.

Person A: Did you hear about that snow coming tomorrow?
Person B: Yeah, the weather channel has declared a French Toast Emergency, I'm going to the market right now!

by avfjhawen February 20, 2011

french loaf

When your shit log is so long that it looks like a long loaf of French bread.

"Man, my shit was so long that it looked like a French loaf!"

by Merlin1986 July 25, 2016