When an obese person falls in love with someone who has a healthy BMI. Usually their love is unrequited.
by indianreservation September 3, 2016
Get the Fatuated mug.One of those fag-ass frat boys, who live their failed athletic careers through fraternity sports. They usually weren't that good in high school, but seem to do alright in frat sports. Thus, they think they're big men on campus because they hit the game-winning home run, freethrow, etc. although they are playing against many others who are equally as bad or worse. They take away from the real hard work and dedication us REAL collegiate athletes put in.
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To simultaneously fart and shit at the same time. Typically occurs during periods of monsoon-like diarreah.
by Tim December 19, 2004
Get the flatucate mug.The art and process of making ones self more fabulous; specifically before going out to a party or the club.
by crystalfortress November 23, 2010
Get the Fabulate mug.A combination of the words flatulent and vigilante, flatulence meaning of course, the act of breaking wind (farting), and vigilante meaning a person who is not in law enforcement, but tries to bring criminals to justice (motherfucking Batman). A flatulante then, is someone who punishes criminal or incredibly tasteless behavior with a fart to the head or face.
Dude, did you hear about the guy who farted on a kid's head in a superstore because the kid was being a shithead to his mom? That guy is the very first flatulante!
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