Fortonga

The one repulsive cunt that looks like it had dried up shit smeared all over it, and when you see her it makes you throw up everywhere!

Was walking my dog when this Fortonga asked to pat it! I couldn't help but throw up all over her nasty ass!

by GrasshopperTheDestroyer April 3, 2017

forbonk

The moment you hit your head into someone else's when the photographer says "Hey, put your heads together!" and both of you think you're funny and "pretend" to slam your head into theirs but actually do.

Person 1: "My boy friend and I were taking a cute fall pic, but we forbonked each other super hard!"
Person 2: "ouch!!"

by InterestinglyEnough December 7, 2019

Froontang

Originally made to replace Peeronis, this word was coined in 2021. This word can mean all this good, happy, positive, and successful. The exact opposite of the word Proonglart. Whenever a positive thing happens, this word can be used to describe it. Referenced in the music world, in Next Time You Squeeze My Thigh You Are Gunna Want to Die P2 (NTYSMTYAGWTDP2).

Nate - "Elt finally took a shower! He no longer smells Proonglart!"
Nolan - "That is very Froontang"

by Ian Crowley February 25, 2021

froont

A sound effect from Don Martin's cartoons in Mad magazine; typically used to indicate a sliding or emerging motion; closely related to "shoont" and "fladdap"

"Froont!"as Fester Bestertester emerges from his gorilla suit

by Patrick Sullivan December 18, 2003

Froon

n; A spoon-fork hybred eating utensil that is often misidentified as a spork due to mistaken classification. A true spork, while rounded on the ends, has tines that extend to at least the middle of the utensil face and a slightly flatter surface. The tines of a froon extend only a quarter of the distance of the utensil's body, thus rendering it more spoon than fork. Froons are hince more appropriate for more heavily-sauced items than a true spork.

froon

by RBKC34 October 2, 2011

froon

a namecalling word, scoon + freak = froon.

A scoon was founded by Twin Jester basically meaning cool witted.

This word was created because people can now call others a freaky scoon, or a froon.

scoon - Related

Billy was being a total froon, walking all hill-billy like, and then, he became a total freak and starting jumping a round like a frog.

by Tej, the froon that made this. October 21, 2012

fopoon

The correct name for the utensil. Anyone who uses the word "spork" is simply wrong

Pass the fopoon

by Fopoon_gang November 10, 2020