(1) A way to show that there is a large decision to be made and you have to chose between to obstacles.
(2) A split in a road going two different directions
(2) A split in a road going two different directions
(1) There is a fork in the road, do I follow his advice or hers?
(2) A fork in the road, do we go north or south?
(2) A fork in the road, do we go north or south?
by anonymous August 30, 2004
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Look at her through the fork, and if she still looks good through the 'bars', then it's worth the risk.
Look at her through the fork, and if she still looks good through the 'bars', then it's worth the risk.
Man, that Hannah Montana is pretty hot. I'd hit that.
Dude! You know she's Jail Bait, right?
Nah, man. She totally passes the Fork Test.
Dude! You know she's Jail Bait, right?
Nah, man. She totally passes the Fork Test.
by DarthIbis November 1, 2010
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Eating a food so delicious that your mouth orgasms. Made more intense by the cook being totally hot.
by Kwck'er February 16, 2012
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by Uncle Buck, Tennessee June 2, 2018
Get the forking ridiculous mug.Deviation from steady streamline flow of Urine, in which the piss takes two independent paths, one of which is usually outside the event horizon of the porcelain bowl and often directly incident on trouser leg or shoe.
Includes "Devil's Forking" in which both feet get a hosing and "Devil's Fork Special" a game in which one attempts to secure flow into two urinals simultaneously.
Includes "Devil's Forking" in which both feet get a hosing and "Devil's Fork Special" a game in which one attempts to secure flow into two urinals simultaneously.
I impressed the lads in the Gents by a spectacular display of Devil's Forking in which I concurrently pissed on the legs of the persons to the left and right of me.
by The Third Place April 26, 2003
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"Look at him, he's going in with The Forklift"
"Yeah, The Forklift is so romantic and akward at the same time"
"Yeah, The Forklift is so romantic and akward at the same time"
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Hostess: Table for 2?
Diner: Well actually we were just on our way home to eat our take-aways and we saw all these empty tables outside your pub, so we were wondering if you'd let us sit outside. You're welcome to charge us a 'forkage' and we'll order 2 beers...
Hostess: so you'd like to have a picnic at our restaurant. Is that correct?
Diner: kind of yes! But if you're concerned about the take-away boxes, you could serve us the food on your own plates - we promise to tip the waiter! Why don't you suggest the concept to your boss, as a way to fill unused tables?
Diner: Well actually we were just on our way home to eat our take-aways and we saw all these empty tables outside your pub, so we were wondering if you'd let us sit outside. You're welcome to charge us a 'forkage' and we'll order 2 beers...
Hostess: so you'd like to have a picnic at our restaurant. Is that correct?
Diner: kind of yes! But if you're concerned about the take-away boxes, you could serve us the food on your own plates - we promise to tip the waiter! Why don't you suggest the concept to your boss, as a way to fill unused tables?
by Peter Greenwall October 31, 2011
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