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boondanglin' 'riggin fretard

Someone who uses their wang to wipe.
Garrett, you boondanglin' 'riggin fretard, use toilet paper!
by Matt June 18, 2006
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fretard

someone who is just freaking retarded but not quite a fucktard

in the army the rank before fucktard
You see that gut over there, yeah he is a fucktard! You! YOUR NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO BE A FUCKTARD, YOU ARE A FRETARD!!!
by Vampyro May 13, 2005
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fretard

-noun
-slang

A combination of the words "fucking" and "retard", used as a profane escalation of the word "retard". When used in electronic communication (txt msgs, etc.), the F is often capitalized to show emphasis on the profane ("Fucking") portion of the word. i.e. Fretard!
Normal Person: "That skater kid is such a Fretard!"
by brownnipples March 4, 2009
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freetard

someone who justifies everything the phrase "Its a free country" or one similar to it. Also, someone who uses freedom illogically to defend their political position (George Bush)
You: "Quit stepping on the back of my shoe"
Freetard: "It's a free country I do what I wanna"
You: You're such a freetard
---or---
You: Why are we at war in Iraq when they never attacked us?
George Bush: TO DEFEND FREEDOM!
You: I liked you better with your cocaine habit.
by Israel Vibration July 26, 2006
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fretard

a freaky retard who is usually an asshole
Oh my gosh, he is such a fucking fretard!
by jordan, christine, ming July 26, 2005
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forktard

Common slang for forklift operators in industry but also refers to single minded, driven workers moving up in a corporation.
Same type useage as sporktard though more generalized.
Vice-president Johnson is a real forktard. He will make president in no time.

The forktard was tired after a long, hard day.
by John Johnson Smith November 26, 2006
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Drink forgeter

Drink forget·er Spelled PronunciationDuh-rink for-get-er
–noun
1. a person that habitually forgets what drink is theirs
2. a person that regularly forgets they have a drink unfinished and leaves one abandoned for a fresh one
3. the mysterious source of rings in hardwood and other liquid sensitive surfaces

Origin: 2008; drink + -forgeter1
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I need to sort through my trash to find some AOL CDs because James, the world's greatest drink forgeter, is going to be at the party tonight.
by Beyonder420 August 1, 2008
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