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valley forge middle

a mix of smart, stupid, pretty, boys and girls. the best seven hours youll ever experience. when you leave, you miss it more than anything
by abcdcbabcdcba October 7, 2017
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Valley Forge Middle

I mean... I don’t really know how to describe it. It’s seven hours of your day that are a mix of amazing, stupid, dumb, and fun. Sure, you have your handful of bad people and teachers, but what public school wouldn’t? Most people hate it their 7th and 8th grade years, but when they leave, they’ll miss it more than anything. There’s no words to describe the atmosphere in that school, and the fun that happens in it.
“What school do you go to?”

“I go to Valley Forge Middle. How about you?”

“Man, I transfered out of there last year. I wish I hadn’t, it was the best 4 years of my life.”
by abcdcbabcdcba December 30, 2017
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tobias forge

ah, yes. tortilla fridge! sorry, I meant tobias forge... why is there no definition for this man? I thought people loved ghost!

but anyways, he's a goofy man. trust me. and that's basically why everyone (in the ghost fandom at least) loves him! he has a FAT ASS. I JUST WANNA SQUISH IT... did I also mention that hes 4 PEOPLE AS ONE PERSON?? IN A MASK?? THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY HES THAT GOOFY ASS RAT MAN.

alsoooo he's honestly a very good singer. I mean... he's swedish, sooo... but why didn't he win a grammy for best metal performance this year? THE GRAMMYS LOOOOVES METALLICA ISTGGG. 72 seasons is their worst song ngl... but that's not the point!

also I'm listening to ghost while writing this... shhhhh...
my friend: omg did you hear that tobias forge was at the grammys??

me: REALLY?! I NEED TO SEE A PICTURE.

my friend: there's only one pic but okay...
by #1 primo enthusiast February 19, 2024
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Valley Forge

When you have sex with a women on her period and you dump in her, then go down and eat it out. Name based on a 1980's documentary about the battle of Valley Forge called "Blood In The Snow".
My wife was in a bad mood because of her period pains so we boned and I gave her a Valley Forge.
by Barre.dad69 April 25, 2025
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Valley Forge

When you are having sex with a woman who is on her period and you dump inside her and immediately eat it out.

Name comes from a 1990s documentary about the battle of Valley Forge called "Blood In The Snow".
My wife was feeling bad and grumpy from her period so we boned and I gave her a Valley Forge.
by Barre.dad69 April 25, 2025
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Going La Forge

Putting your VR glasses on to play vidya. Looking just like La Forge in Star Treck.
Me : I'm going La Forge.
Nobody : Have fun mate.
by anonymous November 23, 2020
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What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P
A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"
by QuacksO March 24, 2022
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