fireplace answering machine bullshit

n.- anything that sucks or is completely pointless.

I'm sick of all the fireplace answering machine bullshit paypal puts you through to create an account.

by Grams of Justin April 5, 2005

foreplay

The excuse par excellence if you are caught in the act of adultery.

Husband: YOU! What are you doing with my wife???
Adulterer: Well, seeing as I knew you were going to bone her later, I thought I would save you some trouble by doing the foreplay for you.
Husband: Oh, that's very considerate of you, old chap, you are such a true friend, etc etc

by Dr Pinch April 8, 2006

fireplace insert

Slang term referring to a member of the Jewish community

That fireplace insert over there has a big nose because air is free.

by toyle bona December 31, 2009

Retail Foreplay

(N) Purchasing gift(s) for some one with the expressed hope that they sleep with you.

John bought Stacey a pearl necklace as retail foreplay. It certainly paid off. She blew him before the gift wrap hit the floor.

by John the Heeb January 11, 2012

foreplay

The definition that you absolutely do NOT want to read while eating dinner and wearing sweat pants...

Reading foreplay definitions will give you a boner.

by Biden is a dick April 19, 2021

ghetto fireplace

To use the oven as a source of heat when its cold in the the house sask

turn on the ghetto fireplace its cold as nuts in saskatoon or damn man is the heat on ?
hold on I will light the ghetto fireplace

by Ryan Lucky Derek December 22, 2008

two hats in a fireplace

(idiom) - An action that is difficult or impossible to repeat. (beginner's luck)

"i sunk that first shot, but aai... that second one was like two hats in a fireplace..."

by Nieeeeeeeel December 19, 2007