Retail Foreplay

(N) Purchasing gift(s) for some one with the expressed hope that they sleep with you.

John bought Stacey a pearl necklace as retail foreplay. It certainly paid off. She blew him before the gift wrap hit the floor.

by John the Heeb January 11, 2012

foreplay

The definition that you absolutely do NOT want to read while eating dinner and wearing sweat pants...

Reading foreplay definitions will give you a boner.

by Biden is a dick April 19, 2021

ghetto fireplace

To use the oven as a source of heat when its cold in the the house sask

turn on the ghetto fireplace its cold as nuts in saskatoon or damn man is the heat on ?
hold on I will light the ghetto fireplace

by Ryan Lucky Derek December 22, 2008

two hats in a fireplace

(idiom) - An action that is difficult or impossible to repeat. (beginner's luck)

"i sunk that first shot, but aai... that second one was like two hats in a fireplace..."

by Nieeeeeeeel December 19, 2007

fireplace

A piece of furniture in a home or ski lodge, or anywhere that can be heated.

They are mostly used during the winter or a time of extreme coldness.

They are also used if a home does not have a heater installed.

"Light the fireplace. It's cold in here."

by Aeropostale Rules December 31, 2007

medieval fireplace

A unwashed Goths vagina full of piercings.

1, "man i sure would like to add some coal to that medieval fireplace"

2, "if she gets any more piercings her face will look and smell like a medieval fireplace"

3, you're such a fucking medieval fireplace

by magicrob69 September 13, 2010

Lewiston-foreplay

When a man strikes, batters, wallops, bludgeons, knocks, pops, slams, slugs, smashes, socks, swats, whacks, or otherwise hits his sexual partner in the back of his or her head with his penis.

Lewiston-foreplay : "hey Bill, how did the wife like the Lewiston foreplay?" "Oh, I'll tell you Larry, she really enjoyed the swing of my penis across the back of her head."

by Tom the tucker October 17, 2008