Jeremy Stephens: "I'm the hardest hitting 145er here. I knock guys out and they don't fucking move."
McGregor: "Who the fook is that guy? Who the fook is that?"
McGregor: "Who the fook is that guy? Who the fook is that?"
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Get the Fook mug.a fee that restaurants with unused tables could charge for people who want to bring their own food, as long as they order drinks
Hostess: Table for 2?
Diner: Well actually we were just on our way home to eat our take-aways and we saw all these empty tables outside your pub, so we were wondering if you'd let us sit outside. You're welcome to charge us a 'forkage' and we'll order 2 beers...
Hostess: so you'd like to have a picnic at our restaurant. Is that correct?
Diner: kind of yes! But if you're concerned about the take-away boxes, you could serve us the food on your own plates - we promise to tip the waiter! Why don't you suggest the concept to your boss, as a way to fill unused tables?
Diner: Well actually we were just on our way home to eat our take-aways and we saw all these empty tables outside your pub, so we were wondering if you'd let us sit outside. You're welcome to charge us a 'forkage' and we'll order 2 beers...
Hostess: so you'd like to have a picnic at our restaurant. Is that correct?
Diner: kind of yes! But if you're concerned about the take-away boxes, you could serve us the food on your own plates - we promise to tip the waiter! Why don't you suggest the concept to your boss, as a way to fill unused tables?
by Peter Greenwall October 31, 2011
Get the forkage mug.A sports created by and for the Gods, combining football, basketball, and ultimate frisbee. Like in ultimate frisbee, a player cannot move with the ball. However, instead of a frisbee, foosketball is played with a football and instead of crossing an endline, a team must shoot the football into a basketball hoop in order to score a point.
It must be noted that in foosketball there are no guarantees. This refers to the difficulty of the game, most notably that even the easiest of shots can rim out due to the sport's epic and intense nature.
It must be noted that in foosketball there are no guarantees. This refers to the difficulty of the game, most notably that even the easiest of shots can rim out due to the sport's epic and intense nature.
"Dude, you want to go play some foosketball at the arena later today?" "Sure, but remember that there are no guarantees."
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Get the foosketball mug.A school in Stuart, FL. Home of the bulldogs, the school colors are black and red. Student population consists of "rednecks", preps, nerds, and wannabe gangsters. Seriously, Southfork is believed to be a redneck school. Half of the kids wear Guy Harvey and camo jackets. Most kids hang out in the mall area. The administration sucks and the security guards ride around on shitty golf carts. It's the only public school in the country with a golfcourse. It offers Agriculture and Turf. South Fork is also in the middle of nowhere.
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Cont: another word for c*nt.
Words that can replace rude words, so that you can use theem more often, without technically swearing.
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