tom ass foolery

an extreme case of tomfoolery;absurd nonsense or foolishness;unexplainable stupidity

Guy #1: Did you see the fat moron in the parking lot wearing the Jedi robe the other day?

Guy #2: Yea,I was walking to my car and as I passed him he pulled this gay laser sword on me. I just laughed in his face. What a fucking idiot!

Guy #2: Haha,now that's some tom ass foolery right there.

by Can I have $5? April 9, 2005

15 footer

Any woman that looks decently hot from (at maximum) 15 feet away. Anything closer will just make you want to turn around, hurl, or shudder.

Guy 1: "Yo, check out that 15 footer down the street."
Guy 2: "I have a 15 footer"
Guy 1: "Shut the fuck up"

Guy 1: "yo, check out that hot piece of real estate down the way about 15 feet."
(10 feet away)
Guy1: "holy shit, nevermind"
Guy 2: "that is disgusting."
Guy 1: "please castrate me now."

by pmac51 June 1, 2006

foobared

Something is fucked up

Dude look at that car, it's bumper is all foobared.

by Bjfluffsalot April 10, 2015

Footer

To muck/play about with something aimlessly, just for the sake of it or out of boredom.

not much, just footerin aboot way this tape recorder (or any other object randomly found lying about)

by Morning Sun January 19, 2011

foobar2000

a 1337 media player that whips
more than just a llama's ass.

I downloaded the latest version of foobar2000. ist kewl.

by Seed March 23, 2003

Fookerty

A bunch of random events that turn out bad.

Some fookerty shit happened at the party last night. Ex. Jake went streaking last night. Tyler woke up with an ugly high school girl. Kyle got pantsed while doing a keg stand.

by Olympus aka Ja-Ky January 20, 2009

Jesse Foolery

The best god damn kind of foolery.

He was well-liked for his shenanigans and Jesse Foolery.

by Big Bager November 3, 2010