Food Digger

A female that dates, establishes and maintains relationships with a sole purpose to eat, and get food at someone elses expense.

"Girl, I got 3 dates lined up today, First Im going to Ihop with dude for breakfast, then that other dude I met is taking me to Chipolte for lunch, then for dinner I got ol boy taking me to Cheesecake Factory, and you know im getting dessert too! I'm trying to bring home a doggy bag so I can have leftovers for tomorrow!

Anthem:

"Food Digger whats my muhfukin name? Food Digger!"

by mrtripstar February 6, 2013

Food Police

Anybody that checks up on you eating or about to eat food.

Person 1: Man, I would so want that cake.
Food Police: Not so fast, your no eating that cake you fatso.
Person 1: Damn Food Police!

by DohEntertainment November 10, 2010

food pregnancy

the state of body where your stomach is so big you look like you were 5 months pregnant.

you know what Christmas at my parents mean? - food pregnancy so visible pple will let me sit in the buses

by mocchacino November 20, 2010

foodcrastinating

The act of putting off eating until absolutely necessary due to external factors such as the fridge being too far away or the street being too damn cold to go out and get pizza.

Liz, it's 11pm and you haven't eaten yet. Did you spend the whole night foodcrastinating again?

by mvolfman January 22, 2013

Food Wanker

A person who is convinced their way of eating provides their body with the best nutrients to keep them healthy. They can usually be found in health food stores bragging about their superfood quinoa, chia seed muffins that are sugar, dairy, wheat, soy and preservative free. You will need to give them a run down of every ingredient in everything you cook for them. They've done the Whole30 more then once, and dream about Rob Wolf & Kris Kresser. They are passionate about food and take it upon themselves to bore others with mini rants about how fat doesnt make them fat and the 'SAD Western Diet' is killing them.

Emily: Lets just order in some pizzas when Mel gets here
Tilly: Nah we can't, Mels a food wanker, she wont eat it.

by MelV September 5, 2013

Food Paralysis

When you have eaten so much food to a point where you are unable to move any part of your body.

Person 1: Man, you just ate the entire rack of ribs!

Person 2: Yeah man, I think I am going to have food paralysis for a couple days.

by WordsmithRuss March 10, 2017

Food-Pouch

A pouch of food, such as a hot dog or a taco. (Originally defined by IceBlast360 in a stream by PeteZahHutt)

To anyone who argues that hot dogs are sandwiches, the best way to shut them down is by calling them food-pouches.

by IceBlast360 May 10, 2018