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four flushing

A form of communication which is nothing more than empty boasting. A form of communication in which a person lies in an attempt to make themselves look better.
George W. Bush gave a four flushing mission accomplished speech on an aircraft carrier.
by jesster79 January 24, 2006
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Premature Auto Flushing

The flushing of an automatic toilet bowl prior to taking a shit.

This is known to happen in corporate offices with automatic flushers and after a great deal of effort has been expended to carefully lay down the paper on the seat...right before you sit down, the toilet flushes taking all the paper with it...forcing you to start again...
Andrew had to take a massive crap and took great care in applying the paper to cover all parts of the dirty seat...as he turned to drop to his knees, a premature auto flushing kicked in...requiring him to hold back with all his might as he re-applied paper....
by Stanley O'Toole April 26, 2007
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TRIPPLE FLUSHER

When requiring three flushes to remove all fecal matter from the toilet.
After cloging the toilet with poop, Jermoe flushed three times and said, wow! A tripple flusher!
by Rodd June 27, 2006
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four flusher

1. Somebody who is obviously lying, posturing, idly boasting, who does not have the goods; one who is 'so full of shit' that it would take four flushes during the movement to clear the bowl.

Originally from game of poker, c.1880, one who bluffs that they have five cards in a flush when they only hold four.
Steve: Phil doesn't really have a summer house?
Bob: No, he's living with his parents. He's a lying, four-flushing sack of shit.
by hactar May 1, 2003
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double flusher

A shit so immense that a single flush is insufficient to fully clear the bowl, therefore requiring one to flush the toilet twice.

A crap so massive that it requires two flushes to cleanse the throne.
Whew! That double flusher wore me out! Red beans and rice do it to me every time.
by mr.corruption June 24, 2005
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Flusher's Remorse

The feeling felt after flushing prior to proper examination of one's stool.
It was quite possibly the heartiest stool of my life. But I'll never really know. I'm suffering some serious flusher's remorse.
by Bossquez March 17, 2010
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Flushing Twice

Partitioning fecal expulsion, and all related processes to mitigate risk of internal toilet blockage.
John: Have you been flushing twice?
Jake: No, why?
John: Because you just f**ked up the toilet again.
by PossumCuber July 9, 2010
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