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flounce delete

When someone on a web based forum overreacts and deletes their profile in a fit of rage leaving everyone wondering why the Flounce Deleter needed the attention/drama

They usually come (quietly) back within about 24 hours after claming down.
They had an argument and Aaron had a flounce delete when Rob called him a fat retard. Aaron's back now as 'Fluffysnugglebunny'
by Your mama. June 8, 2007
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Fountain Lady

Lady that is terrible at texting while walking in the mall then falling into the mall water fountain while still texting. After falling in, she must sue the mall where she fell into the water fountain for not having anybody come to her aid. You also must have an IQ of less than 70.
"Scenario: Two people texting each other."

Boy at home: Hey, girl! What's up??

Girl at the mall: nutting much, just txting u while walking in the mall

Boy: Oh, how awesome! Doing anything later?

Girl: naa, im probably ju.... Blrblblbrrr *Falls into water fountain*

Girl says to herself, "Where did this giant fountain come from and why is nobody coming to my aid for falling into this fountain while i was texting?!?! It's time to go sue the mall for making fun of my retardedness and for not helping me out!"

The girl is now known as the "Fountain Lady." Just do what she did and you could be a fountain lady or fountain boy, too!
by TooomPhaaaa January 22, 2011
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Yellow Fountain

In Chinese mythology, the Yellow Fountain is the spring where the souls of the dead come to quench their thirst.
You stuck one foot in the entrance of the Yellow Fountain!
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All my joy is to feel life spring from your flower fountain.
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The Golden Fountain

A girl, preferably Asian and unshaved, performs a handstand whilst urinating. This will create a fountain like shower of urine that eventually cascades down either side of her body, causing the urine to fall from her pubes into her eyes, nose, and mouth, or down her ass crack into her hair. (Preferably into her nose)
Keanu Reeves' career is an example of The Golden Fountain.
by DGAF3000 January 7, 2014
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Flounder

The true definition of a flounder is a shapeless woman who has neither breasts nor an ass. She is thinly shaped up and down much like the fish.
The flounder originally thought she was cute until she discovered that she lacked any sexual organ that would catch the eye of the opposite sex.
by Lord Price XI April 5, 2009
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