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flossing the balls

Using a towel, firmly gripped in both hands positioned anterior and posterior, to dry one's testicles in a sawing motion. Often done while hunched over or one leg propped up on a bench to facilitate proper hand placement.
Just got done flossing the balls. Now to slather some gold bond medicated lotion on these babies.
by nem- January 25, 2015
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bacon flossing

Bacon Flossing is when a woman has no sexual partner, and in order to satisfy her sexual desires, resorts to wiping around her vagina with a rasher of bacon(in a towel round your arse crack stylee) to entice her dog to lick around it.
she's a nice enough girl, but a bit of a bacon flosser!

she never has a boyfriend that one, always on her own except for her german shepherd, I reckon she's bacon flossing every night!
by Vincenzo Cabello June 27, 2008
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floating currency

A currency whose value is set by the currency markets; money whose exchange rate relative to other currencies is determined mainly or entirely by unrestricted trading in the currency. Most currencies are dirty float|dirty floats, which means that the government issuing them attempts to manage their traded value in some way; or else hard peg|hard pegs, in which the value is tied to something specific.


When a currency is floating, then its value may rise because the county is running a trade surplus, or it is running a capital account surplus. Floating currencies are not fiat money, although they are often confused for each other.
For most of the last half century, most money used around the world has been floating currency.
by abu yahya September 28, 2008
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Mario's floating head

Exactly what it implies: the floating head of mario from the asstastic educational game, Mario Teaches Typing 2. Says many incredible, awesome things as "Imma bet you can't do this! WEEEEEEEE!" "Oh,nice computer you got here! Can I have it" and "Oh boy! Finally imma get to move onthe ground"
Inventor of the epic "Mariocise"
Mario's floating head is awesome. Apparently he wants somethingto drinkie!
by Justin Thorson February 27, 2009
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floating on a cloud of titties

"floating on a cloud of titties" is an expression used to convey a comfortable feeling of utter ecstasy in one's state of being.
Holy shit this X is AWESOME!! I feel like I'm floating on a cloud of titties.
by Cunninglinguist69 September 9, 2008
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floating crap game

A dice game which is moved from place to place to evade the authorities. Usually found in New York in the late 1930s-40s.
It's the oldest established permanent floating crap game in New York!
by MissionDoll October 19, 2004
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Flossing the cat

something said to make out you are busy when really, you couldn't be further from it.
I would love to watch twilight with you but I'm Flossing the cat and anal bleaching the hamster..
by facebookbloke July 21, 2011
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