floatascrot

What happens to a buffalosack when exposed to toilet water.

Hold your sac up, or you'll floatascrot, and end up with serious sacdrip.

by FrostyNutzz December 16, 2002

Floating pie

When an older woman goes swimming and forgets the
bottom of her bathing suit. While she's under water
her floppy vagina floats to the surface.

also known as:
the hovering cake
the soaring patty
the unsinkable muffin

Where's grandma? I've been looking for hours
and can't find her. What's that? It looks like a floating pie. Wait a minute, that's grandma! I found her!

by rhpsmann July 19, 2009

float your boat

Appeal to or excite someone.

If you love suspense and thrills, this movie is guaranteed to float your boat.

by kdejong February 10, 2017

Roach Float

A pool float that floats above the water so as to keep the roach from getting wet.

Johnny you better put the roach float on its float so it doent fall in the pool and get wet you high motherfucker.

by fuckinghighasshit333 July 22, 2011

a floater

poo that floats on the top of the toilet water

it's a gigantic floater!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

Floating 69

When two people are floating in the water and are also performing 69

“Did you see the video of Joseph and Irene performing floating 69 the other day?”

by 🅱️eamo29 March 23, 2021

brain float

/noun/ an expression used for a person currently undergoing brain loading and is unable to process anything as of the moment.

Can you please repeat the statement? I was having a brain float!

by ineedadiamondring October 9, 2021