tree fluffing

Also known as "fluffing the branches", tree fluffing is the act of pulling out the bent branches while putting up an artificial Christmas tree to make it appear fuller and more realistic.

"Adults do a better tree fluffing job. The children just don't get it"

(On the phone) *ring*
"Hello?"

"Hey, Linda. We're putting up our Christmas tree, and we were just wond-"

"ARE YOU FLUFFING THE BRANCHES?!?!?!"

by Speedo Mannn yo December 18, 2008

fluffing

using adrenals on crab

Rali was fluffing again

by Morbo1 September 4, 2021

Fluffing the Gadget

Spending too long in front of the urinal, with a less than standard fluid release.

“Come on, hurry up dude, I gotta piss . . . What are you doing, fluffing the gadget”?

by superkustom December 21, 2010

sir. fluffington

A cute cat who is very energetic and will scratch you if you disturb his/her vibing.

Oh there is sir. fluffington!

by TIK TOC GURL! May 30, 2020

fluffing kittens

The act of doing more then what was required. A bonus.

I've already made my quota for the year, anything more is just fluffing kittens.

by nlbs September 2, 2020

fluffing

Used in terms of drug use. In stead of saying you are "high" or where are my drugs, they use this term. Most commonly used drug for this term is ecstasy.

Are you fluffing tonight Melissa? I just fluffed babe.
Melissa is seriously fluffing tonight.

by The Original Zippy© December 27, 2005

fluffing mr. peepers

usin da penis pump to improve you self-esteem.

Jr. is havin a guest so he wants to start fluffing mr. peepers.

by M.B. June 2, 2003