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Pokémon Flexer

When someone keeps flexing their Pokémon to you as if they’ve won millions of dollars from them but in fact it cost them their left kidney because they didn’t leave their Nintendo in like 16 days, their organs are failing them from neglect and the police is looking for their rotten, nearly dead body, its sweaty smell protruding through the layers upon layers of axe deodorant they dared to call a shower.
#1 - Hey there!
#2 - Don’t talk to him, he’s a Pokémon Flexer, he will only flex his Pokémon to you.
by It’s Chicken February 10, 2021
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flexer

Groovy kid approx 5 foot tall with various additional features. Sells himself.
I need Flexer
by Jon's Representative on Earth September 19, 2003
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boob flexer

the act of tearing a muscle in the breaticle region...
sarah: damn u played with those tities so much that i got a boob flexer
me: HEY FUCK OFF U!, dont tell me i gave u a boob flexer...chunt
by elemeno-p1 June 23, 2008
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Flexer boi

A person that shoves expensive shit on ur fucking face. Just a tip if you see someone like this call them a (fuccboi_cunt)
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Fexter

Brett: "Dude, I havent been able to get off recently... so, I found a fexter in my biology book. "
Neil: " great man, can you pass that fexter when your done? I have been having the same problem."
by Titus Queethmoth October 1, 2010
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foot flexer

When someone pisses you off.
He's so annoying, he's a fucking foot flexer.
by Jake the rishmich January 3, 2009
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flexoteric

assumed to be an understood doctrine by means of double-talk - esoteric exoteric
the politician is quite flexoteric with the campaign promises
by Time___Tim May 12, 2011
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