fell on my nuts

When everything just goes to hell.

After my car broke down, the tire went flat. Feels like I just fell on my nuts!

by Bakinbread January 20, 2017

Mark the bird fellah

Correct name for local lucan celebrity “Mark”

Chat : Can you saw mark the bird fellah?
Ciaran I swear if you bring up mark the bird fellah i’m gonna smash your fucking face in pal

by SkinnyPenisKid2014 January 12, 2019

I fell down some stairs

what to say to your friends when you got beat up and and don't want to admit it. Because of it's overuse (a result of the historical precedent for lying about spousal abuse in order to preserve the sancity of marriage) it is considered a thinly veiled cry for help.

"woah, Joanie, what happened to your eye?"
"I fell down some stairs."
"is everything OK with Phillip?"
"yeah, everything's fine. I just fell down some stairs, ok, Mom?"

by kateyc September 5, 2008

Roc-a-Fella

A record label founded by Jay-Z, Damon Dash, and Kareem Burks. Rappers such as Jay-Z, Memphis Bleek, Beanie Sigel, Amil, Cam'Ron, and Kanye West have been signed to the label.

Jay-Z is the founder of Roc-a-Fella Records.

by Big C-Dub May 13, 2007

Fellatibro

1. A fellatio involving various males whom are typically friends of each other.
2. An oral sex party where the participants are closely related socially

Ken: What did you guys do during Beach Week 2009
Jon, Mike, Matt: We performed a fellatibro!
Ken: Uh....

by The Village Blacksmith April 9, 2009

Apple fell on my head

When one accidentally discovers a command or trick on an Apple device. A moment of iEnlightenment.

guy1: "Hey, I just learned how to delete Facebook posts on my iPhone!"

guy2: "No way...who taught you that?"

guy1: "The Apple fell on my head as I was brushing away some pocket lint!"

by jtuck58 February 23, 2011

auto-fellaciatic digestion

One who cums in their hand and then eats it.

Tim and his buddies in college thought a guy was whackin' it a lot. They then set up a video camera in his dorm room and discovered that not only was he a chronic masturbator, he also participated in auto-fellaciatic digestion.

by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006