Floorgasm

When a person, male or female, is knocked to the ground during the final moments of intercourse.

Dan: Aww yeah, I totally went home with her last night.
Bob: But, why do you have all those bruises on you arms?
Dan: I had a floorgasm...

by Dan Stayt May 12, 2008

Floorgasm

Where you hit (male) your balls on the floor so hard that it makes you bust a fat one

Person 1: Oh fuck my balls hurt but it feels so good.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: I think I just had a floorgasm

by iq_my_waifu January 24, 2019

flavorvampire

Removing flavor from an ingredient or dish that naturally has flavor. Making food taste like a blob of nothing.

Bro did you try that spicy tuna roll, yeah I couldn't taste the spice, the tuna or even the rice, they're flavorvampires.

by Dimitoon September 4, 2021

floorgasm

When you lose your load from da delight of pressing elevator-buttons.

I've always loved to ride "da Otis invention" any chance I get, but I sure ain't gonna get so stirred up inside dat I'd actually get a floorgasm about it!

by QuacksO January 24, 2022