What Rick Grimes does with the signs in Love Actually. Any similar attempt by a stalker/creeper to win someone over using awkward and ill-advised attempts at flattery.
Coco: "Hey Ruby, someone just brought you a dozen roses and a 'You're Beautiful' balloon!"
Ruby: "Ugh. My stalker is flattercreeping again."
Ruby: "Ugh. My stalker is flattercreeping again."
by folbirt December 23, 2014
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2. An insult to one's intelligence.
The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.
2. An insult to one's intelligence.
The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.
John: "I can't believe you think the Earth is a globe it's obviously flat!"
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."
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I had been passing what may have been the world’s most noxious and protracted fart when my grandma walked in, so I employed flatus interruptus in an attempt to spare her!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2021
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Jimmy loves to flatten the pancake with Sarah!
Mom, may I flatten the pancake today?
She flattens the pancake so much that she must be a femenist!
Jimmy loves to flatten the pancake with Sarah!
Mom, may I flatten the pancake today?
She flattens the pancake so much that she must be a femenist!
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Get the flatty patty mug.A Steve Flat is a cigarette that has been crushed flat due to constantly sitting on the pack which has been placed in the back pocket. Widely rejected and criticized at first the Steve Flat cigarette has gained in popularity and has acquired a wide fan base amongst smokers because of its tendency to never roll when placed down, other reasons for preferring this smoke are unknown but my best guess is, its the first change in a cigarette shape since its creation.
Barrett- "Yo Steve, can i grab a smoke off you"
Steve - "Ya, no problem"
Barrett - "What the fuck lol, its flat"
Steve - "Ya i know, I sat on them....again. I'm trying to name it, don't know what though"
Mario - "Call it a Steve Flats"
Barrett - "Massive!"
Steve - "lol fuckin Barrett"
Steve - "Ya, no problem"
Barrett - "What the fuck lol, its flat"
Steve - "Ya i know, I sat on them....again. I'm trying to name it, don't know what though"
Mario - "Call it a Steve Flats"
Barrett - "Massive!"
Steve - "lol fuckin Barrett"
by Stevie_Hagie October 26, 2009
Get the Steve Flats mug.Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.
Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005
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