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flirtationitis

Symptoms show as a complete inability to control one's inner flirt. Apparently people are born with the gene and there is no getting rid of it.
Our German friend Henrik, affectionately referred to as Schnitzel, has a severe case of flirtationitis.
by Fabulous Pixie January 30, 2009
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Fakation

A company-mandated unpaid vacation, becoming more and more common as the economy sours.
"Dude, why aren't you working today?"

"I'm on fakation. I can't afford to go anywhere, 'cuz it's unpaid."
by jc2 April 12, 2009
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Falation Nation

The fraternal order of men who don't always get head but when they do, they like it!
Ryan is the founder of the Falation Nation and is working to make the world suck, one woman at a time.
by The Keebler May 2, 2012
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rotation flirtation

When a person spins in a circle in a flirtatious manner. Not to be confused with flirtation rotation.
Me: Hey, you like my outfit? *le twirl*

Every boy ever: Quit doing the rotation flirtation, I don't like you.
by rawrrawrdinosaurz November 21, 2011
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Flirtationship

A mutual and permanently undeveloped relationship between two people, usually resulting in an epic 'friends with benefits'. It is characterized by half-hidden kisses, constant spankings, and body groping. Sometimes kicked off by the guilty partner that dropped the 'just friends' line, a flirtationship can be easily spotted when you hear "get a room!" and "just go out already!" jeered in quick succession at two corresponding peoples. Perfect for men and women of all ages afraid of commitment.
After weeks of constant jeerings of "get a room" and "just go out already", followed by a steamy night in the backseat of a car, Sally realized that her flirtationship with Billy had evolved into a full on 'friends with benefits'.
by Bryaan January 1, 2009
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Flirtationship

When two very close friends love each other very much but dont want to ever lose their feelings for their opposite they create a Flirtationship. Usually in a Flirtationship the friends will not claim that they have a relationship but usually do things that you would normally do in a mutualistic relationship. Ie; Make out, hold hands and or sex.
Craig and Jenny have a big Flirtationship going on.
by WordWizuh November 30, 2011
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Floration

referring to the blooming flowers of any type of flower producing plant
The floration of the cherry trees in Washington D.C. is one of the most spectacular and beautiful things I have ever seen.
by Adomas McPhearson January 28, 2012
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