flippin flapjack

A substitute for the overly used phrase Freakin' A! Also means holy h*ll, holy f*&k, etc.

Flippin flapjack! Thats a big body of water.

by Blair73 June 18, 2008

indonesian flapjack

When a Komodo Dragon watches you have sex, whilst eating a full breakfast, including sausages. (Not that Brown and Serve crap)

Stop at the supermarket, pick up some Jimmy Dean sausage, cause tonight, I'm giving you the Indonesian Flapjack!

by FlapjackKong January 24, 2014

slap the flapjack

A intense session of Masturbation, resulting in a gritty feeling

'I'm just going to hit the shower to slap the flapjack'

by KMAG YOYO February 18, 2014

Flapjackie

Breasts that are mishapen, flat, and hideous, with large nipples.

"her tits are almost as bad as flapjackie's"

always retorted with, "nah dude, nothings THAT bad!"

by natepro July 4, 2004

brazilian flapjack

This is where you are doing a female from behind and bust a nut on her back. Let the semen dry to that of a flake and make her eat it.

I wanted to have my girl try a new breakfast food so I made her a brazilian flapjack.

by Chris McCartney November 7, 2006

flatbacked

1.Past tense of "flatbacking." To have slept (ie sexed) your way through something.

2. To have prostituted your way through something, either by trading for sex or by selling sex for money in order to pay.

"She won't be the first co-ed to have flatbacked her way through college." Ice-T (Law & Order: SVU)

by Country Girl Big City June 22, 2012

flapsack

A condition most often brought about immediately following a rather formidable ejaculatory event.

It will generally cause ones scrotol-sack to appear deflated, flappy and saggy.

The condition typically resolves itself in 8-12 hours once the owner of the flapsack has had the opportunity to replenish his bodily fluids and what not.

Tyrone to his partner: Man homegirl Shwatanquerayray done wore me out bro....she done left me with a flapsack el grande yo.

Lucious in response: Ahhhhh yeeahh homegirl be knowing how to operate her body fo sho. You best get some gatorade or coolade up in ya for the dehydration mane.

by Shit Fkcuer Deluxe September 5, 2013