indonesian flapjack

When a Komodo Dragon watches you have sex, whilst eating a full breakfast, including sausages. (Not that Brown and Serve crap)

Stop at the supermarket, pick up some Jimmy Dean sausage, cause tonight, I'm giving you the Indonesian Flapjack!

by FlapjackKong January 24, 2014

slap the flapjack

A intense session of Masturbation, resulting in a gritty feeling

'I'm just going to hit the shower to slap the flapjack'

by KMAG YOYO February 18, 2014

Flapjackie

Breasts that are mishapen, flat, and hideous, with large nipples.

"her tits are almost as bad as flapjackie's"

always retorted with, "nah dude, nothings THAT bad!"

by natepro July 4, 2004

brazilian flapjack

This is where you are doing a female from behind and bust a nut on her back. Let the semen dry to that of a flake and make her eat it.

I wanted to have my girl try a new breakfast food so I made her a brazilian flapjack.

by Chris McCartney November 7, 2006

flapsack

A condition most often brought about immediately following a rather formidable ejaculatory event.

It will generally cause ones scrotol-sack to appear deflated, flappy and saggy.

The condition typically resolves itself in 8-12 hours once the owner of the flapsack has had the opportunity to replenish his bodily fluids and what not.

Tyrone to his partner: Man homegirl Shwatanquerayray done wore me out bro....she done left me with a flapsack el grande yo.

Lucious in response: Ahhhhh yeeahh homegirl be knowing how to operate her body fo sho. You best get some gatorade or coolade up in ya for the dehydration mane.

by Shit Fkcuer Deluxe September 5, 2013

Boston flapjack

Similar in execution to the Boston Pancake, except that an oats-based meal (Muesli, Scottish porridge) must have been had before the event.

So my boy was going to give me a b. pancake breakfast but it turned out to be a Boston flapjack...
Still yummy though!

by quenarel March 13, 2009

flapjack splat

When a man titty fucks a woman and takes a shit on her stomach.

Your mom wanted to get kinky with me so I gave her the flapjack splat.

by Bob November 30, 2004