flangular fever

a nasty infection of the clit!

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

Count Fagula

Anyone who ever said they were a vampire. Known to eat heads, and be EXTRA-EMELY gay!!!

Guy 1: Count Fagula is coming!!!!

Guy 2: COVER YOUR BUTT!

John Mc-fagget the vampire: shut up.

Guy 1 and 2: OOOH!

by White Brown March 11, 2010

flabulator

a device used to aid in flabulating.

Tom, can you get the flabulator from the closet?

by dnice March 29, 2005

flapulas

Could be anything from Long labias to major fat hanging from around the arms.

How did that date go last night? woah... awesom but that chic had some major flapulas.

OR

Look at the fat hangin off of that dude. Those aint Flaps their Flapulas.

by The.Sniper June 21, 2014

Flatulante

A combination of the words flatulent and vigilante, flatulence meaning of course, the act of breaking wind (farting), and vigilante meaning a person who is not in law enforcement, but tries to bring criminals to justice (motherfucking Batman). A flatulante then, is someone who punishes criminal or incredibly tasteless behavior with a fart to the head or face.

Dude, did you hear about the guy who farted on a kid's head in a superstore because the kid was being a shithead to his mom? That guy is the very first flatulante!

by Justin Appropriate October 20, 2014

flaygula

When something is so flaming and gay that you try to say flaming and gay at the same time, and this is all that you can say.

J: Did you see those two guys on house hunters kiss?
G: fucking flaygulas!

by g- butter January 11, 2009

fagulation

n. The cold and analytical viewing of another man's beauty products, clothes, or friends in order to determine their sexual orientation.

After much fagulation, I determined you're a fag with only a %2 chance of error.

by Chisholm May 1, 2006