She refused to take off her shirit in the hot tub in hopes that no one would mention her flabalanche.
by BorderlineBarbie June 18, 2016
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The counting tool that flabby people (mis)calculate their caloric intake and they almost always underestimate.
Bluto: According to my estimates, I am several hundred calories under my daily intake. I will go ahead and have that Red Velvet Chocolate Milkshake!
Olivia: Not so fast there, big boy! I think you may have been using your flabacus instead of your calculator. You'll get nothing and love it!
Olivia: Not so fast there, big boy! I think you may have been using your flabacus instead of your calculator. You'll get nothing and love it!
by von groovy June 20, 2017
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by Flabby savvy June 28, 2017
Get the Flabalancen mug.'Flaramba' is part of a new age religion concerning free will. Within the religion people don't believe in free will, then become nihilists, and then deadly depressed. So, they say they have the mystical 'flaramba' which reinstates their free will, and can live life again without staring out of windows for excruciatingly long periods of time.
PERSON 1: I watched this video that explained why free will didn't exist.
PERSON 2: Same, I seriously don't know why I go on if everything I am is just a product of my environment and genetics.
PERSON 1: I know, right? Why don't I just jump off a building.
PERSON 3: Never fear, flaramba is here, a mystical power at work that can restore your faith in the planet.
PERSON 1 & 2: Great. Now I guess I can restore meaning to my life.
PERSON 2: Same, I seriously don't know why I go on if everything I am is just a product of my environment and genetics.
PERSON 1: I know, right? Why don't I just jump off a building.
PERSON 3: Never fear, flaramba is here, a mystical power at work that can restore your faith in the planet.
PERSON 1 & 2: Great. Now I guess I can restore meaning to my life.
by Halo_isitgod? October 11, 2018
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by Coolioimani February 11, 2020
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