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alaskan chinese firedragon

The act of taking a small drill, putting a dildo on the end, lace it with lubed up Pop Rocks, and violently doing vaginal.

The Pop Rocks will explode in her pussy, simulating a dragon spewing fire. Best done on the Chinese Year of the Rooster. Best done with sparklers on a vibrator attached to the titties, while screaming violently in Chinese with a dragon mask, fully butt-naked.
Boy, my pussy is really sore after that Alaskan Chinese Firedragon.

I was really into the Alaskan Chinese Firedragon, until he unmistakably called me a nigger in Chinese.
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Alabama firedragon

When a man is receiving oral sex and just as he is ejaculating tells the woman something shocking like "I have herpes." The woman chokes, forcing the semen through her nostrils. (Kind of like laughing while drinking milk). This can also be known as an Alaskan firedragon
I gave my girlfriend an Alabama firedragon last night, but she dumped me.
by Big Poppa tha Cracka June 29, 2009
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You're fired

What the American people overwhelmingly told Donald J. Trump in November 2020.
Donald J. Trump: you're fired!
-America
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 7, 2020
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you're fired

Shows that your services are no longer required; the catch-phrase of Donald Trump from "The Apprentice."
Donald Trump wants to trademark this phrase; talk about slick marketing.
by cevikes March 30, 2004
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you're fired

What Vince McMahon has been saying not only before, but also much cooler than Donald Trump.
by rockhard July 22, 2007
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fixed-gear

a road bike with an ingenious anti-theft device: only one gear and usually no brakes.
the best messengers all ride fixed-gear.
by adam November 27, 2003
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firedooring

A one sided relationship in which one person is usually being taken advantage of.

Variations: Firedoor, firedoored.
I keep texting this girl, but she only messages me when she wants something. I think she's firedooring me.
by Nikki Romero October 29, 2017
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