death-fished

When a narcissistic person fakes their own death with the help of their family and friends, in lieu of breaking up with someone.

"Did you hear that Paul lied about his untimely death because he thinks he is sick and didn't want his girfriend to witness his decline.? She was totally "death-fished"

by xxkookie70 June 4, 2017

Dirty Fished

Term used when you come across a nasty, smelly, unkempt vagina.

After we went to the bar last night I went to that girls house, and ended up getting dirty fished.

by tict0c January 14, 2019

MAC-fished

When you go to bed with a girl looking like a supermodel and you wake up the next morning her face on the pillow and she look hideous!

"Went to bed with Halle Berry woke up with Whoopi Goldberg...MAC-fished "

by Dayna-Rae August 3, 2017

fissel

Fissel was a Viking Warrior that had an affair England's queen in secret and his kid was the future king of England

person1-hey did you know the man Called Fissel was a very important person
in England History ?
Person 2 , yeah is that true ?

by bored77 July 6, 2014

Fisted

When a man puts his fist into a vagina.

Wow, I heard Lori totally got fisted last night.

by trips1232 April 28, 2010

Jupiter Fisted

Fisted hard by an alien, that you almost die.

Erin: "I got Jupiter fisted last night, I almost died"

Mitch: "You have to be careful with the Jupiter fisting, I had a friend that died"

by pvilleslut November 12, 2013

Crisco Fisted

Made by Tim Green of Rock town IL.
Made popular by Tim Green, Ian Green, Steve Varner in tampa bay Fl.

A brutal term Refering to anal fisting a female with large amounts of lube
or in lack of lube baking products i. e. Crisco

To shove ones hand into a container of Crisco then putting that fist into a females ass for sexual pleasure.

man 1- "Damn, you hit that?"
man 2- " I Crisco Fisted that bitch"

past tense

I Crisco Fisted that hoe

future tense

I would so Crisco Fist that bitch.

by V and G September 27, 2009