Hungarian Firehose

When a girl is giving a guy a blow job and then the guy blows his load so that it comes out her nose.

"Dude, I was gettin' head from some hoe and I blew my load and it came out her nose! Totally gave here the Hungarian Firehose!"

by Bob Johnsy August 4, 2007

Firehose it

Peeing over the top of one's waistband rather than through the zipper, using the penis like a hose. Usually done at a time of rush leading to a high pressure relief, thus the fire hose.

Nick: Hey man, did you make it to the bathroom in time?
John: Yeah dude but I was wearing these stupid button up jeans so I had to firehose it so I didnt piss myself

by mr_t January 1, 2015

finehole

A distasteful person who encounters someone having a problem and actively discredits the trouble by stating that it works fine for them.

In online discussions, fineholes will seek out other fineholes to dogpile any legitimate complaint. Fineholes will often well actually while explaining how they have seen no problems.

Jill: I'm returning my VR headset, it was just too buggy.
Bob: Mine works fine.
Jill: Go away, finehole

Terry: Did you hear about that massive bug in the new Tesla cars?
Bob: Mine drives perfectly. It's just a bunch of dumb owners.
Terry: There's literally a news article, and they admitted to ...
Bob: Well, actually ...
Terry: OK, neckbeard finehole. You're blocked.

by B the B January 13, 2020

Captain Firehose

A Man who DOUSES unsuspecting women with copious amounts of semen.

Jane was attacked by a maniac also known as Captain Firehose.

by DaedricToast February 24, 2014

radical firepower

n. A term meaning obtaining a weapon or ability that is so powerful that it renders the user nearly invincible. Usually used to refer to an item in a video game obtained via discovering a secret or, more often cheating.

From a 1980's commercial for the GameGenie, a cheating device to be used in conjunction with the Nintendo Entertainment System, wherein one of the boys using it claims he is going to "get radical firepower"

Beating this boss is easy when you've got radical firepower!

by CanisMinor December 1, 2014

rusty firehose

When ones nut is so fat that a little pee come out.

Damn man last night I fucked this hot girl and I got a damn rusty firehose

by Joacochaco1 March 4, 2018

Altadena Firehose

When an individual prematurely ejaculates into their own eye as they are “pulling out”.

Nihash got gave himself an Altadena Firehose last night.. took an hour to get his eyesight back.

by Kdirt May 27, 2021