Feltch Bomb

The act of farting feltch matter whilst in the hot-tub, causing it to float to the surface

Tom and Gary could only laugh when Paul's feltch bomb circled the surface of the hot-tub.

by tprider December 27, 2008

filthbadgering

A particularly scruffy piece of IT development, full of hacks and hardcoding.

Are we configuring this properly, or are we just going to be filthbadgering it?

by Helicopter Hero June 12, 2013

filthy italian

When your done banging your old lady and you wipe your cock off with your t-shirt then you proceed to put it back on then go out to dinner

Look at that filthy Italians t-shirt

by Dans1900 February 22, 2017

Filthy Fernando

After you are done taking a wicked awful shit, you omit the wiping step. You proceed to stick your index finger into your ass crack, then finger paint a mexican-like facial hair style onto said victim

"That crazy bitch was into all sorts of crazy shit! She even wanted me to give her a filthy fernando!"

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 1, 2010

Filthy seagull

A sex act where when the man is about to ejactulate he climbs on top of a wardrobe (or other piece of furniture) and shoots his load over his partner from a great height while making a "pakaah pakaah" noise similar to a seagull. Coined in Newquay July 2008.

I was being noshed off by your mum last night and just for shits and giggles I decided to perform a Filthy seagull and got her right in the eye.

by cockneydevil August 15, 2008

filthy kara

where a girl sits on a guys face and fingers his asshole

Zach-God my anus hurts
Dale-Why, what happened?
Zach-My girlfriend fingered my asshole and sat on my face
Dale-Haha a filthy kara, why did you let her do that?
Zach-I like little fingers in my ass
Dale-You're fu**ed up haha

by LaSala July 20, 2009

Filthy Sensei

The Filthy Sensei is the act of ejaculating a fu manchu onto your partners face then exclaming "My Kung Fu is Best!"

Bryan surprised his girlfriend by giving her a filthy sensei, to which she responded, "Your training is complete, young grasshopper"

by Bunny452 December 4, 2011