by cabinceiler October 8, 2018
Get the fffffff mug.When said quickly, an inoffensive way to advise someone to 'Fuck Off'. Best used discretely so that only people close to you can hear it, and not the intended victim. Even funnier when the intended victim THINKS they can hear it, but can't be sure, so they take no action. However, if victim is being a complete tosser, best to shout it as loud as possible in order to deliver as much offence as possible. Number of 'a' letters contained in word is directly proportional to how much you want the individual to fuck off.
'Excuse me, is anyone sitting on this chair?', 'No, you can have it - (Faaff!)'
'Sorry Sir, you can't come in here wearing jeans', 'FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFF!'
'Sorry Sir, you can't come in here wearing jeans', 'FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFF!'
by mullboy August 11, 2009
Get the Faaff mug.the feeling when you wake up alone, not in your bed, completely hung over, late for work, miles away from your primary means of transportation. this usually is followed by the discovery of something random, such as Spider-Man 3 on DVD despite not owning the first two or a half filled out US Census Survey that must be returned under penalty of law
deja-ffffuuuu! where did mary go? did you check the bathroom? the bath tub? she sleeps there sometimes.
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Get the faffe mug.Stop faffing and get down here, we haven't got all day.
He spends most of his day faffing, eating and sleeping. Nothing particularly useful.
He spends most of his day faffing, eating and sleeping. Nothing particularly useful.
by smartnut007 September 4, 2013
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