Festivus

A rare holiday that combines the traditions of Jews and Christians. They often use a metal pole for their center piece of decoration instead of a christmas tree or lights.

It was once used on Seinfeld.

by Jason June 30, 2004

festivus

a jewish holiday just to have fun in school no relation to the festivus from seinfeld

Teacher: why are you wearing that?

student: im wearing this because its festivus and festivus is the shiznit

by superhappyfuntime10101010 February 27, 2009

festivitis

Taking multiple sick days in the run up to Christmas

Half of the team are off with festivitis

by Starlin71 December 5, 2025

after shower festivities

fucking jeff

go shower so we can partake in after shower festivities

by lucy.158 January 6, 2024

Festivus opening

An act of closeted homosexual relations between a scruffy straight man and a metrosexual in denial.

I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.

by Patty90 March 27, 2016

festivalToral

Good At game

VoCallz is FestivalToral

by Pop90 May 23, 2018

festivs

Festivities, plans, or other activities.
Willing to participate or attend various functions.
Pronunciation: fes-tivz/fes-tivs

“Want to see a movie later?”
“I’m with the festivs.”

by Urban-Allen-Poe July 16, 2019