Fernando

The sexy Mexican taco man that has a huge cock

Have you seen Fernando with his sexy ass

by l Bigi l April 2, 2020

spicy fernando

Anally pernetrating a sexual partner using hot sauce as lubricant.

"Nothing is hotter than the spicy fernando."

by Ryan Poss December 16, 2005

Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog

literally the UGLIEST DAMN DOG EVER, so gross it makes me want to throw up.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog?!"

Guy 2: *Violently combusts from disgust and pain from remembrance of that disgusting dog.

by zenkurai November 17, 2021

Fernando Torres

A footballer (soccer) that has made David Blaine jealous by beating the world record for doing nothing in a box.

Fernando Torres has extended his world record after another 90 minutes of nothing in the box.

by rabbidrabbidrabbid May 14, 2011

Fernando

Fernando is the type of guy that is a bit clingy and annoying, but is a friendly guy. Most of the time when he is in need of telling you something, he thinks its needed to be an inch away from you to tell you whatever he thinks is important.

Dude get off me Fernando

by Maclin March 13, 2019

Fernando

Fernando is that one smart mexican kid in your class that seals all the girls. He also has a big cock. Everybody wants to be his friend or lover but never hater.

Somebody: I have a smart mexican kid in my class but I don’t know his name.
Other kid: no worries that was definitely a Fernando

by The nam December 3, 2019

Fernando

Fernando is a very lovely person. He can make u happy when your sad,he's funny, very nice, and a great friend. He also likes to draw but he says he's not good even though we all know he's good at drawing. He loves rock music because rap music isn't really his type. He likes talking to people and making new friends. He is also very understanding and trust worthy. He is a very loveable person with a big heart and you should never mess if his heart or his feelings. If u ever come by a person name Fernando make sure you talk to him because he will change your life. Once u start talking to Fernando he makes a big difference in your life that you just want to talk to him every day. If u ever lose a person like Fernando you will realise that he was a big part of your life. He's a VERY good friend and you will never find a friend like this. Doesn't matter if he's short or tall he's still the best.

"Man Fernando is my best friend for ever and I don't want to lose him"

"Fernando is so cute"

"Fernando is sooo funny"

by spooky season October 8, 2018