Fern

Tired, just so so tried. Zie need to get some sleep

Person 1: Did you see Fern today?
Person 2: Yeah ze looks like zie are gonna pass out lmao

by Jupiter_is_dying December 6, 2021

Fern

The badest biatch you will ever meet. Fern is fearless. She is hysterical to the point you where you are laughing so hard you fall and can’t breathe. Literally the funniest person you will ever meet. And she had a bit of a sweet tooth. Oh and also she is super sexy and will most likely become a stripper when she grows up.

I hung out with fern and we couldn’t stop laughing when we were playing dirty apples!

by baddestbiatchvanessa July 19, 2022

fern

massive snake with weird eyes

omg that ferns such a snake and slag

by james.rice01 November 14, 2022

Fern

Fern is my fantasy girl.
Her exotic gothic street style is off-putting at first, but she's actually a very likable, funny person. She loves cheese, she writes poetry and plays the kazoo. she is simply misunderstood. No man will ever understand the way she talks, thinks, or even her perspective.

I’m happy I know a fern.

“Dude did you see fern today?” “Yea she was looking rlly gloomy”

by Woahhh1989 March 31, 2025

Fern bar

American slang for an upscale preppy/yuppie bar or tavern usually decorated with ferns as well as fixtures and furniture such as retro sofas and fake Tiffany lamps. They were popular meeting places for young singles. The phrase came into common use in the late 1970s and early 1980s.

The new pub has a nice cocktail selection but an unfortunate fern bar atmosphere.

by Beer Titan November 26, 2010

Fern Ticket

–noun: Used by couples to go in to the ferns for sexual activities.

After a enjoyable walk in the countryside, Stuart and Fran decided to use their Fern Ticket to round off a great day.

by Shaftusmaximus May 8, 2008

Fern Dobbler

Any object you can not describe because you are to stupid to remember the proper terminology OR a mechanical part that is machined for an unusual application and, therefore, not mass produced.

EXAMPLES: wing nut,

Can you grab me that drill, a #2 bit, two screws and that Fern Dobbler?

Well, here’s your problem, your Fern Dobbler is not aligned.

“Where is that thing?”
“What thing?”
“You know, that Fern Dobbler”

by Cody Danger October 24, 2020