The International Jendo Federation is the official international governing body for Filipino martial arts sports Jendo and Traditional Arnis founded in Mandaluyong City by a Mandaleño named Dr. Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya.
Jendo is an art that utilises barehanded and traditional Filpino martial arts weaponries as a means of self-defense and its official sports governing body is the International Jendo Federation.
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Who's there?
...Kevin Federline
HAHAHAHAHAH
Three guys walked into a bar..
The third one was Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH
How many ________s does it take to screw in lightbulb?
Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH
Two blondes are sitting at a nail salon, when one blonde says to another, "Kevin Federline."
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If your name is Kevin Federline...you might be a redneck.
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Yo momma so fat Kevin Federline would do her.
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1) adhering to federalist opinions with swagger
2) provocative; causing an impulse to take of one's britches
3) pertaining to the first Secretary of the Treasury of the United States
2) provocative; causing an impulse to take of one's britches
3) pertaining to the first Secretary of the Treasury of the United States
DAMN, that Alexander Hamilton was federalicious.
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1. a deadly combination douche, pothead, and gold-digger whose wife is nearly as pathetic and unfit as him
2. an underemployed, white man with no talent who likes to believe that he can rap; Eminem is his inspiration
3. A man under an illusion that he can pull off a wifebeater when he only has completely muscle-free arms and an Amazon Rainforest of armpits
1. a deadly combination douche, pothead, and gold-digger whose wife is nearly as pathetic and unfit as him
2. an underemployed, white man with no talent who likes to believe that he can rap; Eminem is his inspiration
3. A man under an illusion that he can pull off a wifebeater when he only has completely muscle-free arms and an Amazon Rainforest of armpits
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