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i farded on my own boaner

when you fart on your erect penis
i farded on my own boaner
by dookiedick23 January 15, 2021
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Farcebook

Farcebook is when users of Facebook.com use their profile updates, picture albums and wall posts to create the illusion of living a "Pimpin' lifestyle" in hopes of old friends, enemies, ex-boyfriends and/or ex-girlfriends eventually seeing their Farcebook Profile and being struck with envy and regret.
Scott took pictures with a rich mans Ferrari in the street, Strippers from Hustler, and someone's Mega yacht in Florida to upload on his Farcebook as his new relationship status and toys. The Ex will really regret dumping him all those years ago.

p.s. Scott is going to Paris for breakfast.
by slimtruth August 19, 2009
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Fardensation

Fardensation: When farting on a cold window, there will be a little bit of condensation on it, from the heat of your fart.
Fardensation
We found this track on the interwebs, and it was way dirtier then Fardensation on a window.
by Mattbee July 8, 2011
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Fabnesia

Pretending that you don't know every single detail about a Facebook Friend's life so that you (a) do not seem like a stalker or (b) have something to talk about. Also an antidote for friends that over-share on social media.
(1) I had to feign Fabnesia when I was talking to my old girl friend so she thought I wasn't checking her out on Facebook! (2) If I didn't have Fabnesia, I would have had nothing to say to him!
by TheGoodTwin September 26, 2015
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fagneto

openly gay british actor ian mckellon when he played magneto in x-men.
person 1: what'cha watching? x-men?

person 2: yeah. oh look, fagneto!
by AMERICANBANK$TA May 14, 2009
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faneece

A very large man with at least 5 rolls and 7 chins. A faneece frequents fast food joints such as McDonalds and Burger King all hours of the day.
Holy shit did you see that faneece on the bus? Her ass took up 2 chairs!
by MOIKOOO September 27, 2009
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fanele

Fanele(s) are very classy,beautiful and cute girls. Their pictures can be seductive and flirtatious you might fall in love with them quickly. Fanele(s)are kind and savage
Person:I am so in love with Fanele and I have only seen her pictures
by Bigmakkkie October 12, 2018
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