FargalEX

The one who displays the brillos at all angles. The flugmeister.

I was walking down the street one day, and then I saw an egg. Written by FargalEX

by Sam Miller August 7, 2003

facialized

to cum on ones face

He facialized her last night.

by hottyb April 10, 2016

Facial Bird Bath

A Facial bird bath is when a person performs cunnilingus on said woman and she has a female ejaculation (squirt) on said person's face. Hence, like a bird in a bird bath flopping away in the mixture of vaginal fluid and urine.

Do I need to draw a picture? Try it and you will now what a facial bird bath is from now on....

by A guy from brooklyn September 23, 2009

farmall

old tractor made by International Harvester way back in the 40's and some still made today. includes A,Super A,B,C,Cub,H,M.
Eventually made lawn tractors like Cub Cadet wich are also a commen pull tractor that you see at country fairs.(hick fairs)

Hey man wanna help me mow the fields with the ol' farmall?? mmkayy

by JordanG November 10, 2007

Swedish Facial

1. A mix of Swedish (rather aggressive) massage and a facial

2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.

Monica: She told me to eat better or I'll get fat. I asked her "Do the calories from your diet food still count if I shove them up your ass?"

JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!

by Sequined Converse June 19, 2013

Self Facial

A self-facial is when a male is jacking off or masterbating and his cumshot "shoots" or "squirts" out his penis up to his face, hitting it of course once or mutipule times depending on how big the nut is. Another way a male can give himself a self facial is while reaching point of ejaculation he coils up aiming his penis about 3 to 4 inches away from his face and cums all over his own face.

When I was jacking off last night my nut shot up all the way to my face and mouth, dude i like totally gave myself a Self Facial.

by Sex Guru God December 20, 2009

Faryal

Literally y’all are freaking dumb if you let go of a faryal. Like there is no better girl! They are so beautiful, but usually pretty nerdy lol. She does normally come across as a nerdy nice girl, but TRUST ME, she is such a bad bitch when she wants to be one. She tends to drive the guys she likes away because she’s a little too clingy, and she is really bad at understanding guys emotions, but she really has good intentions. If she ever flat out tells you she misses you, get back to her and don’t leave her.

That’s a faryal

by CertifiedU April 6, 2021