Fatmans Hammer

A sex act. The Fatmans Hammer is a follow on from a regular Blowjob. Whilst being Fellated you slowly lift your arms and your legs until your whole bodyweight is being held purely by the Fellators mouth. To finish the sex act flawlessly, you must start to spin, clockwise or anti-clockwise, until you make a full rotation.

Awesome Dude: I was getting a blowjob last night

Other Dude: mmm-hmm

Awesome Dude: And I started lifting my arms and legs until I was suspended purely by her mouth.

Other Dude: mmm-hmm

Awesome Dude: I then did a FULL rotation, clockwise.

Other dude drops his monocle into his fresh cup of Darjeeling tea

Other Dude: Dear god. The Fatmans Hammer. I thought it was a myth!

*Awesome air guitar for 35 minutes, the loch-ness monster and Bigfoot start making out, fireworks and fucking awesome laser light-shows ensue. The amount of high-fives worldwide increase by 480%*

by TheLegendaryFatmanHammer April 6, 2014

Fapanese

Japanese people you would fap to.

"Want to see my Fapanese list?"

by fapfapfap June 4, 2009

fagman

Usually some one who is so gay he thinks he is a gay superhero.

Ryan jumped out the window after sex with his boyfriend and though he was a fagman.

by Blake123 September 12, 2005

fatman huo

a rather douchy chinkerdinker known for making rude jokes and blatant cockblock. extremely fat and also known for having small balls and small veins. also very insistent on not giving a shit about anything, making it very difficult to defeat him.

ME to girl: hey u wanna hang out later?
Fatman Huo: SO U CAN FUCK HER, MAN THATS NASTY
girl: uhmmm sorry no thx...
ME: GOD UR SUCH A ASSHOLE
FATMAN HUO: no im just fatman huo.

by 123 PEBRO 321 May 7, 2010

Fanmanship

Someone who is still a fan of their team even if the team is crappy and they lose.

My sister is still shows fanmanship of the Colts...Even though they got their ass whiped by the Saints in the Super Bowl!

by Bubba Ca Douche February 10, 2010

Fanman

1. (usually used as an adjective or a verb) When either a boy or a girl fans so hard about something that they get a "fan erection" and therefore, is fanmaning.

2. When a straight boy/man fans over a boy who is usually famous, or a fictional character.

1. That girl has been fangirling about the anime Black Butler for the past hour. What a fanman.

2. That boy keeps fanmaning about Justin Bieber's new hit song.

by Mysterious_twinkie April 6, 2015

Fapanese

A Japanese person addicted to masturbating

Yo I just caught him masturbating I think he's fapanese

by Logster48 April 6, 2017