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Fakerangements

To make a bogus arrangement; to make fake plans; to make illegitimate plans
I make fakerangements for family so I can take time off of work
by Totellalie October 14, 2013
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Fapergeddon

When a gentleman proceeds to 'beat off' until he drops down dead.
Joe: How did he die?
Bill: Ah, it's another case of fapergeddon.
by Not Rated Yet November 2, 2013
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faparatus

Masturbation paraphernalia; apparatus designed for pleasuring oneself. Including, but not limited to: dildos, lube, sex dolls, fleshlight type devices, physical copies of porn etc. Can also refer to items used, but not necessarily designed for, masturbation, such as: hand lotion, kleenex, bananas, zucchini & other phallic produce, detachable shower head, etc.
Brad asked me to grab something outta the drawer in his bed side table. Lotta faparatus in there... lotion, kleenex, the whole nine. I didn't touch anything.

I need a new pipe, but really don't wanna go in that headshop with all the kinky faparatus. Dildos shouldn't be by the register, it's just awkward.

Well, I could attempt online dating, or just invest in some nice faparatus.
by the wiles December 21, 2013
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Fapergucci

Fapergucci is a word that includes
-Fabulous

-Perfect

-Gucci
All three of these words means that something good or is on point and/or needs to be on point.
Me:"Our poofs for Summit need to be fapergucci"
Freind: "yaas"
by QueenKoala April 23, 2015
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6 Degrees of Fapperation

More commonly know as 6 Degrees of Separation - this is a specific phrase used for when searching for a porn-related item via other porn media in the hopes of stumbling upon it in the “related videos, etc.” or other linking algorithms.
1)Dude you spent how long searching for the clip? What'd end up doing, using the 6 degrees of fapperation method?

2)Debbie’s just frustrated because she forgot the title of her favorite clip and resorted to 6 degrees of fapperation and STILL couldn't find it.
by PhilistineEars September 5, 2021
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Facerape

A violent attack performed by a man in which a face is fucked against the will of the person who's face is being fucked
Get the fuck away from me before I facerape you
by Annihalation January 9, 2009
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Facerape

To wipe the palm and fingers of your hand down someone's face, when they are least expecting it.

A perfect Facerape is performed from forehead to chin.

A reverse Facerape (chin to forehead) has (to my knowledge) never been successfully performed (without causing death, of victim)
the girlfriend leans in for a kiss, you pull back and WAMOO; Facerape!

A Friend concentrating way to hard on his game of Call of Duty = perfect Facerape opportunity.

Fun for all ages.
by Handallinan September 17, 2010
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