When a male receives a hand job from a person wearing a brown paper bag on their hand a la the famous TV commercials
by Gammakill December 23, 2008
"Lucy would you like a fandango?"
" Yes i would like a fandango."
(plural)
"Lucy would you like many fandangos?"
"Baby are you fandangoing?"
" Yes i would like a fandango."
(plural)
"Lucy would you like many fandangos?"
"Baby are you fandangoing?"
by aliciaisradtwice March 31, 2006
One of the greatest games LucasArts has ever created. The protagonist is a skeleton named Manny Calavera who works at the Department Of Death, or DOD.
by The Fat Emu August 28, 2003
She kept on sneezing in her palm and then pulled my dick out and gave me a slimy fandango during "the passion of the christ."
by Ranchgirls November 06, 2020
by NINny September 01, 2003
When all around you is illusory, senses meshing together forming a maniacally fantastic maelstrom of uniformed chaos & paranormal profundity, all of which is brought on by the ingestion of powerful hallucinogenics, such as lysergic acid dyethylemide (LSD).
Someone who is "trippin' fandango" thinks he's Jimmy Dean Sausage & is abducted by aliens & servants of Satan. He/she also is convinced mathematical improbabilities (eg 5x9=95) are now concrete realities. Said person will also rant & rave nonsensically about "fuckin' seein' some shit" when they were very young. You can spot someone like this by their fake bubba teeth, Winn Dixie vest, Z28 Camaro mesh hat & fake sideburns.
by Flakage September 18, 2009
The act of parking ones beef bus in anothers chocolate town. Sort of like anal salsa dancing. It can get a little messy when done right, but it's well worth it.
Kevin: Ew man, I smell like duck butter and ankle skin.
Ken: Why dude?
Kevin: I did the FECAL FANDANGO with Mike last night and forgot to take a shower.
Ken: Why dude?
Kevin: I did the FECAL FANDANGO with Mike last night and forgot to take a shower.
by Jexxi November 18, 2010