falking

Short for 'facebook stalking'

"I had to defriend this guy on facebook because he was seriously falking me. Every time I'd update my status or upload a photo he'd post a comment within 5 minutes. Such a creepy experience. Have you been falked before?"

by CharlieB78 October 3, 2009

Professor Falken

a devious sexual act with an underage girl where you go through various positions of the kama sutra at the command of your computer and try not to cum too fast by looking at her hypnotic braces.

Boxhead 1 : dude, i totally did the Professor Falken with that hottie in high school last nite.

Boxhead 2 : totally???

Boxhead 1 : totally!!!

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

falynn

this girl is a falynn, she is so skinny very atchletic and competitive when it comes to soccer, she loves hershey’s with almonds and whatever you do don’t take her food

she’s a falynn

oh i better not try and compete with her or eat her food

by jazlynn.period November 7, 2020

Fallyn

A nice,kind,loving and trustworthy friend. Makes people laugh and is a really good friend she has lots of friends, normally a blond haired. Really pretty and normally doesent like hard activities. Really creative, so your really lucky if you have a fallyn as a friend

After 2 seconds with fallyn: hahahahahahahahhaha

by Moonlight1994 November 11, 2020

Falkqn

friend

me: Falkqn is my friend

by dio da March 26, 2021

Jared Falkner

A stupid ginger who only tells racist jokes and like a girl named amy

You look like Jared falkner

by JoeMason April 28, 2017

Falking

Falking is a term used to refer to unknown and persistant stalking by individuals on Facebook.

Gill: "hey I went on a date with that girl I met on eHarmony
John: "Isn't that the hot girl that you friended last week on Facebook?"

Gill: "sort of. We're not friends, I'm was Falking her before our date . She gave me her email address and I used Gmail to get her last name. I had to track her down, to make sure she was cool before the date"
John: "so, how was the date?"
Gill: Ah . . .not so good, I'll just keep "Falking" her until she updates her security on Facebook, her pics are pretty hot.

by superkustom January 18, 2011