Banana Falafel

When a man places a banana inside the bellybutton of a woman, and then drapes a falafel over it in a blanket like way. He then places the other end of the banana inside his own bellybutton and proceeds to gyrate. This is extremely sexual, and causes both parties to achieve awesome sexual pleasures almost instantly.

Girl: I think we should try a Banana Falafel next
Boy: Alright, I'll get the banana, you get the Falafel.

by McPLaura April 03, 2011

falafel fever

like jungle fever but for people of middle eastern descent.

"Yo, she's sweatin' Sayid. She got the falafel fever."

by fezeant April 06, 2006

Falafel Kanken

One of those stupid, overpriced backpacks that all the dumb blond girls have; often seen in within the art hoe aesthetic; actually spelled “fjalraven kanken” but no one knows how to pronounce that

Have you seen Amy’s new falafel kanken?

by psychopsychedelic June 14, 2019

chocolate falafel

Sexual term. When a guy sticks his tesicles against a female's ass and then teabags with them.

First description on Geekdrome, episode #21.

Last night I suprised my girlfriend with a chocolate falafel.

by Royce Murphy April 19, 2006

Blue Falafel

An anal abnormality caused by severe beatings and poundings in the anal hole causing feces and blood to appear while bruising happens and the anal skin turns into a waffle-like texture. Falafel is a Middle Eastern dish made up of ground chickpeas and it is brown and color with red tomatoes often in it. Therefore the end result of the anal beating causes it to "waffle up" and look like a falafel sandwich. Also, it sounds like its vaginal counterpart "Blue Waffle". This definition was introduced by the great philosopher Nas.

Naseer gave that a chick a Blue Falafel.

by Nasty Nas the Philosopher August 18, 2010

falafel blumpkin

A person of jewish origin enjoying a blumpkin whilst reading reading a copy of the economist.

"Oi gavalt, last week I got this amazing falafel blumpkin from your mother"

by Urban Dictionary August 30, 2007

brazilian falafel

The afterproduct of cleansing one's anal region with a leaf (typically from a poison ivy plant).

Example 1:
"Bro, I forgot to pack toilet paper for the camping trip!"
"I guess you'll have to make a Brazilian Falafel."

Example 2:
Duncan was running for Cross Country when he needed to poop, he quickly made his way into the bushes and pooped, he wiped with a poison ivy leaf, and left the Brazilian Falafel, and he experienced a sensation of intense painful ticking.

by Butt Hurt Runner January 17, 2014