Fairs

Fairs is an extension of fair, or abreviation of fair play. It is certainly not a cuntish word. Anyone that believes as such, is in fact themselves a cunt. If they are called Steve then they are a cunt by birthright and the point is mute anyway.

That comment he made about me was fairs.

by Mrfairs June 15, 2018

Fair

An escalated form of the slang term "sick" or "tight". Fair is used as describing something as beyond good , not to be mistaken with the "Fair" meaning average or normal.

"The Chappelle show has some Fair jokes"

by Garcia Chris April 16, 2004

Fairs

When someone fucks up and they know they’ve been fucked up and your too awkward to know what to say

Girl: so yeah i shagged him again last night

Me: Fairs

by thot_69 July 8, 2019

fair is fair

when u eat out a bitch and then she gives u the dome in return...

thanks for that dome, now its ur turn, whats fair is fiar"

suck my mother fuckin dick, eat my mother fuckin clit

by ant and phil March 10, 2003

to be fair

to begin an explaination, definition or exlamation of pain

to be fair my face hurts, you gimp

by bencé December 15, 2004

The Fair's Fair Game.

The Fair's Fair Game (titled as such because of the 'equivalent exchange' rule) is a game that was popularized by the uprising of picture messaging, though the exact origins or time period of the game are unknown. The game's rules are applicable to near any social situation, but is most commonly used in the transfer of revealing photographs (I.E-Pornography). In this version, Person A and Person B both swear an unspoken oath to uphold the game's rules. After such, Person A sends a picture of near anything (whether it be a body part, a plant, or other plausible object/scene), in which Person B will recieve it, and reply with a similar picture. In this fashion, boundaries are gently removed so that both party members feel secure about their decisions, and do not feel swindled or coerced into a bad situation. The Fair's Fair game may also be used with simple text (I.E - secrets). As stated before, it's a simple gesture of exchanging one tidbit of information for another, but at a gradual progression.

Person A - "I only play by the Fair's Fair game."
Person B - "I understand. You start."
Person A - "I like the smell of grapefruits,but not the taste."
Person B - "I prefer tangelos over oranges."
Person A - "I cheated on my math quiz last Saturday."
Person B - "I copied off of you on that same test."
Person A - "I think Haley needs to lose weight."
Person B - "I think Shannon needs to gain weight."
Person A - "I had a crush on Suzie in the 7th grade."
Person B - "I had a crush on you in the 7th grade."

by Antapex December 9, 2010

Fair

verb and adjective that can be used to replace any other verb or adjective in the english language

lets fair up town tonight and fair us some fair beers.

fair one funny man - i saw you fairin' up my bird.

fair s'a tush ushter?

by jimbo jet set October 23, 2003