A domineering, macabre sex act taking place over an extended period of time that causes the victim to suffer excruciating physical, mental, and emotional anguish, leaving an empty shell of a human filled with misery, blood, and fecal matter. Before you start the MF, it's important that you are truly at peace with causing the utter ruination of a person/group of peoples through systematic oppression, negligence, and mind fucking. Choose your victim(s) based on deeply held prejudices. Examples would be poor black children of single mothers, or transgender teens in the public school system. Get creative! Let's say you choose bi-sexual, 2nd generation latino immigrant single mothers with diabetes. Now it's time to bind, gag, disembowel, choke, sever, and fuck the life out of your victims, metaphorically speaking, until they are void of all hope. When they ask for mercy, look them deep in the eyes to the innermost part of their being. Gently caress their head, sweetly, as if to make love for the first time. As the corners of their mouth start to crease into one last hopeful smile, flip them over and curb stomp them. As blood is pouring out of their mouth, shove a corn stalk in their ass, a corn stalk purchased with the last few dollars from their EBT card. Collect their blood, shit, and tears in a cup and offer your dying victim a drink. As their brain begins to bleed and they choke on their own fecal matter, assure them that their children will suffer the same fate.
"Did you hear what happened to Ryan? He totally got Mary Fallin'd for the last 6 years. Poor guy didn't even see it coming. I heard his asshole will never be the same."
"I'm going to pull a Mary Fallin on this group of disabled Iraq veterans."
"The longest Mary Fallin ever recorded lasted over 6 years and targeted 3.8 million people of a variety of demographics."
"I'm going to pull a Mary Fallin on this group of disabled Iraq veterans."
"The longest Mary Fallin ever recorded lasted over 6 years and targeted 3.8 million people of a variety of demographics."
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" Yo have you seen Carlo's new whip, it reaks of Failness"
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The act of creeping on young females who are 2 or more grades below you. Farling is a gerund of the term FARL which defines a male who exemplifies a complete creepy, selfish, douche. To spot someone Farling they typically sport faux hawks, bro shades, and nasty facial hair. Farlers have a tendency to crash parties, carry 30 packs, wear snapback head accessories and brainwash innocent freshmen. Farlers for whatever reason seem to be bred in LAX bro environments. This usually leads to them earning several restaining orders from the women they Farl. (also known as Farlees)
"Blake was Farling so hard on that sophomore at the party tonight."
"Bro, did you see Kevin hooking up with that chick last night? She was like 13 years old. WHAT A FARL!"
"Bro, did you see Kevin hooking up with that chick last night? She was like 13 years old. WHAT A FARL!"
by The FarlMaster March 10, 2012
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Boys with the name Fatlind are mostly good boys en boys that you can trust!
Boys with the name Fatlind are mostly good boys en boys that you can trust!
Fatlind is a good boy
by Michael johnsons February 25, 2017
Get the fatlind mug.a term used for a good grade, such as a b+, but it still wont land you in stanford
also used to describe the situation an asian is in when they say the words "im like failing"
this grade would be considered good, if not acceptable for any other race, excluding indians and russians
also used to describe the situation an asian is in when they say the words "im like failing"
this grade would be considered good, if not acceptable for any other race, excluding indians and russians
im like failiing, said suzy after she saw teh 87 on her test
sam asian failed is test with a b+, insuring he will only go to a state university, rather than an ivy league school
sam asian failed is test with a b+, insuring he will only go to a state university, rather than an ivy league school
by dirk lance August 16, 2005
Get the asian failing mug.A more common name for the advertising device that is also known as an Airdancer. It is a plastic humanoid shaped hollow 'bag' that when supplied with an air flow inflates and appears to flail around.
Uses include:
Attract Customers to your business.
Make a splash at your next presentation.
Keep grandma company.
Protect your crops.
Confuse your neighbours.
African American? Hail a cab.
Testify at church.
Or just raise the roof.
Uses include:
Attract Customers to your business.
Make a splash at your next presentation.
Keep grandma company.
Protect your crops.
Confuse your neighbours.
African American? Hail a cab.
Testify at church.
Or just raise the roof.
"Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!"
by Al Harrington February 21, 2008
Get the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men mug.1. Look at that little fatling. That child needs to loose weight.
2. A fatling was chosen from the herd for slaughter.
2. A fatling was chosen from the herd for slaughter.
by razorflown April 19, 2009
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