ferley

move to the side of the corridor please...

move to the side of the corridor please...

*WAPISH* move to the side of the corridor please

- but sir you just dropped my pants with your eyes

stand outside please

*WAPISH* stand outside please

- but sir, you are now being carted away for being the biggest child rapist on register

my wife divorced me so i turned to children with my accomplice, mr. gould

by Doppelgofer December 28, 2004

fairley

A capping ass, fake ass person. A person that lies over the smallest things.

Ugh, look at that Fairley ass nigga!

by IWannaSlimFineWomanWithSomeTwe February 24, 2019

farley

a mean old man, that is perverted an rude. he has a very fucked up grading algorithm and no one likes him. retire please from towanda area school district.

person 1; damn it farley gave me a 50 on the test, but I had all the right answers?!
person 2; oh yeah, thats farley

by fuckthisbullshit009 June 15, 2018

Farleyitis

When you are just piss poor at hunting and continually miss deer with a bow. Often times a small penis is involved and banging of banana pudding during parties is required.

Son of a bitch I got farleyitis . This is the fifth damn time I’ve missed this buck this year.

by Ncdh October 15, 2018

Farley

A name typically used for a redhead britishman. A Farley is best know for his enormous genitalia. Farley is a person who is able to get all the pussy he likes and will easily steel your girl with just a wink. Farley is guy who automatically is going to have the best life, he’s the type of person you want in your life, he has the charm of a greek god and makes everyone jealous.

I can’t believe it, this is the fifth time that Farley has stolen my girlfriend from me, I can’t stand him. He is pretty cute though, of course I am going to let him have my girls pussy.

by FallenCement January 30, 2020

Farley Raikes

If you meet a farley raikes RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. She’s hot and sassy. She can ruin your life with just one word. Some people say she has the sas to go for your mum. In other words she loves a drink and can never get enough of it. Trust me when you meet a farley raikes your life is only either going up or down no other way.

Oh yeh she likes to drink a lot she must be a farley raikes

Wowch who’s that she can ruin me in bed, oh it’s farley raikes

by emi goodman June 3, 2022

Farley's

When you tell a story but exaggerate the event so much nobody believes it.

Man i jumped out my tree stand and broke the antlers off the deer off stabbing it with them. Other person: Wow im gonna have to call Farley's on that one lol.

by Philbo satterbama September 26, 2022