what in the actual factual

1. A phrase to be used when perplexed by anything, miniscule or otherwise.

2. A proclaim of confusion.
1. Return from break and walk into a clusterf*ck/shitshow!: "What in the actual factual....?"
2. Trying to fix something and you can't figure out how it goes back together OR unable to comprehend how something operates even from a basic standpoint: "What in the actual factual?"
by JordaNINsoco October 29, 2022
Get the what in the actual factual mug.

Post-factual

Lame excuse for wanting your way in life.

In other words, it's for stupid people.
Man, I don't like math; I'm just gonna say I disagree on my next test, because, you know, post-factual.
by drinsidious December 25, 2016
Get the Post-factual mug.

Factual Roast

A roast in which someone defends them self factually, proving one wrong with evidence and intellect. Often times this can be achieved in a serious and defensive manner, not always having to be humorous or funny.
Person 1: "Huh, you just said your queer! That means your gay!"
Person 2: "Actually my dear friend, i meant it in the traditional manner, that being strange and unusual"
Person 1: "wow, that's quite the factual roast"
by H.H Derrick August 08, 2017
Get the Factual Roast mug.

factually

Best friend- we need chipotle

Me- factually!
by cra6ckk September 04, 2020
Get the factually mug.

factually

fart + actually = factually its just like a math equation

to actually fart
Mom I am factually farting right now!
by successful definitions November 06, 2022
Get the factually mug.

Bravo Factual

When someone says something, this term is used in agreement, to often over exaggerate that the statement was indeed factual and that it has substance.
John: "Our teacher is an asshole"
Mark: "Dude, bravo factual"
by Imakewordsnthings December 26, 2019
Get the Bravo Factual mug.

Sashi Factual

hyper sensitive literal definition of the word factual
sashi factual world a label is a physical product that is provided in one’s hands

in real world a label COULD be a product or it could be something you print on a physical piece of PAPER
by myusernameisthisreallylongname December 20, 2018
Get the Sashi Factual mug.